bah! school kids....
Sleep is a god.
There's no other way to explain it. In the almighty hands of my Lord Sleep, I am powerless. Last night I managed to submit to His calling, and fell deep into his arms of rest. Right before I went comatose, I had all these well intentioned plans for a productive morning. Supposedly, I would wake up bright and early, refreshed and feeling on top of the world, put some 1.34 cents a litre gas in my tank, pay some (well overdue) bills, run (last week's) errands, wash the dog (i think that's where i went too far) and go to work. Beautiful. Master of a great plan. So I worship my god of sleep, grateful for his merciful blessing of undisturbed rest, and smile as i drift off into neverland. Now, I don't know what i did to piss my sleep god off, 'cause he totally shattered my brilliant plans, took me hostage, and kept me locked up in his cell for a good six hours longer than I had hoped for. Fuck. My bills are going to collection, i showed up at work with crusty drool on the side of my bed creased face, and my dog smells like shit. Bah.
There's no other way to explain it. In the almighty hands of my Lord Sleep, I am powerless. Last night I managed to submit to His calling, and fell deep into his arms of rest. Right before I went comatose, I had all these well intentioned plans for a productive morning. Supposedly, I would wake up bright and early, refreshed and feeling on top of the world, put some 1.34 cents a litre gas in my tank, pay some (well overdue) bills, run (last week's) errands, wash the dog (i think that's where i went too far) and go to work. Beautiful. Master of a great plan. So I worship my god of sleep, grateful for his merciful blessing of undisturbed rest, and smile as i drift off into neverland. Now, I don't know what i did to piss my sleep god off, 'cause he totally shattered my brilliant plans, took me hostage, and kept me locked up in his cell for a good six hours longer than I had hoped for. Fuck. My bills are going to collection, i showed up at work with crusty drool on the side of my bed creased face, and my dog smells like shit. Bah.