WTF!!!
Dear God, in the name of your only begotten son, who died for our sins, and rose on this day, to spread the word of your infinte love, eternal forgiveness, glory to god in the highest and all the rest... What the HELL did I do to make Bible Mike one of our new regulars? Did I rape a baby while I was sleep walking? Maybe run over someones grandma on a drunk drive I forgot? I already told you I wasn't sodomizing that chicken, my hand just slipped, really I swear!
Can I have leprosy instead?
Can I have leprosy instead?