Feed or shoot the plot-bunny?
"What's the bunny?"
POTC/LOTR crossover - and a sequel to TÓMAS. You might remember that tale with a shudder - Gillette and Cutler Beckett were Leprechauns fighting over Norrington (don't ask).
"Ehr - right... how nice... who'd be in the fic?"
Let me see... Norrington/Gillette, of course, then Erestor/Glorfindel, a mermaid (appearance courtesy of Dauntless), with special appearance by Will Turner.
"O-kay... yes... and what would this be about?"
Hm. Would excerpts help your decision?
1. "I'm looking for the Flying Scotsman", Gillette said, "and could you please stop wrapping your tail around my leg?"
"I'll wrap my tail around whatever I like, Tómas. And it's the Flying Dutchman, you peasant."
"No, no. It's the Flying Scotsman now. New management, you see."
2. "Who are you, and what are you doing here?"
"My name's Tómas and I'm reading a book."
"Are you insane?"
"No, why? I'd have thought that reading books would be a normal thing to do in a library."
"But not in the library of Imladris! And especially not while sitting on a shelf! Come down here immediately, or I shall call the guards!"
Erestor ducked just in time to avoid being hit by "Warfare in the First Age", a heavy tome Elrond used to press flowers.
Poll Plot bunny from hell
Your thoughts?
And no, I'm not drunk.
POTC/LOTR crossover - and a sequel to TÓMAS. You might remember that tale with a shudder - Gillette and Cutler Beckett were Leprechauns fighting over Norrington (don't ask).
"Ehr - right... how nice... who'd be in the fic?"
Let me see... Norrington/Gillette, of course, then Erestor/Glorfindel, a mermaid (appearance courtesy of Dauntless), with special appearance by Will Turner.
"O-kay... yes... and what would this be about?"
Hm. Would excerpts help your decision?
1. "I'm looking for the Flying Scotsman", Gillette said, "and could you please stop wrapping your tail around my leg?"
"I'll wrap my tail around whatever I like, Tómas. And it's the Flying Dutchman, you peasant."
"No, no. It's the Flying Scotsman now. New management, you see."
2. "Who are you, and what are you doing here?"
"My name's Tómas and I'm reading a book."
"Are you insane?"
"No, why? I'd have thought that reading books would be a normal thing to do in a library."
"But not in the library of Imladris! And especially not while sitting on a shelf! Come down here immediately, or I shall call the guards!"
Erestor ducked just in time to avoid being hit by "Warfare in the First Age", a heavy tome Elrond used to press flowers.
Poll Plot bunny from hell
Your thoughts?
And no, I'm not drunk.