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Im a Vegan and a Freak and cant stand cars!
Reply to: hous-298961330@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-03-23, 6:19AM PDT
Hi,My name is Free and Iam a vegan, I dont like cars so I take tri-met.I dont have a job but am looking,I dont clean up after myself.Im only 23 and came here from another state to "Find Myself". I want to have my friends over so they can glare at you and treat you like you are an intruder in your own place. I dont know any of them but trust them because Im a wanna be hippie.My room needs to be furnished because for some reason at the age of 23 I have no possesions,and its none of your busness to ask why I really wanted to move from my home town. I wont do any of my dishes and will use all of your polluting caustic chemical hair care products and soap and you must supply me with bedding (That I will NEVER wash) and towells and washcloths.I for some reason shead hair (tiny curley ones) that will cover every inch of your bathroom.And even though when I move in you will tell me that you keep a clean house I will NEVER EVER pick up so much as broom to sweep up the crumbs I'll leave all over the floor and counter of your kitchen.Oh and I use steel on your favorite teflon coated fry pan that you must let me use because I'll be paying $350 a month that my Grandma and Grandpa send me since I hate to really work except to model nude for $10 bucks every other week.Oh did I tell you Im an "Artist"? I am and also a writer! I love to fry on Acid and smoke weed.I hope you dont mind my best friend who just got busted for flipping out and crashing her car to come over any time she wants and she must also be allowed to glare at you when your watching your commie TV! and she needs to take a shower and spend the night all the time even though Im straight I like to sleep with her..If this sounds like a great match please get a hold of me asap because for some reason I cant find a good fit with the roomies Ive found so far here in P Land!! Oh and Im a "Chill" girl too!
Reply to: hous-298961330@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-03-23, 6:19AM PDT
Hi,My name is Free and Iam a vegan, I dont like cars so I take tri-met.I dont have a job but am looking,I dont clean up after myself.Im only 23 and came here from another state to "Find Myself". I want to have my friends over so they can glare at you and treat you like you are an intruder in your own place. I dont know any of them but trust them because Im a wanna be hippie.My room needs to be furnished because for some reason at the age of 23 I have no possesions,and its none of your busness to ask why I really wanted to move from my home town. I wont do any of my dishes and will use all of your polluting caustic chemical hair care products and soap and you must supply me with bedding (That I will NEVER wash) and towells and washcloths.I for some reason shead hair (tiny curley ones) that will cover every inch of your bathroom.And even though when I move in you will tell me that you keep a clean house I will NEVER EVER pick up so much as broom to sweep up the crumbs I'll leave all over the floor and counter of your kitchen.Oh and I use steel on your favorite teflon coated fry pan that you must let me use because I'll be paying $350 a month that my Grandma and Grandpa send me since I hate to really work except to model nude for $10 bucks every other week.Oh did I tell you Im an "Artist"? I am and also a writer! I love to fry on Acid and smoke weed.I hope you dont mind my best friend who just got busted for flipping out and crashing her car to come over any time she wants and she must also be allowed to glare at you when your watching your commie TV! and she needs to take a shower and spend the night all the time even though Im straight I like to sleep with her..If this sounds like a great match please get a hold of me asap because for some reason I cant find a good fit with the roomies Ive found so far here in P Land!! Oh and Im a "Chill" girl too!