save the cheerleader.....save the world
Heroes. seriously. love. love. love it.
Starbucks coffee is not worth the addiction. The gas station has good coffee for 89 cents.
No matter how much you wanna get with the drummer, the bass player is probably better quality.
Do not get a grille. Kissing with braces sucked enough. Nobody gets play with metal in their mouth except flava flav, and believe me those biaches are crrrrrazy.
It's never to late to learn how to throw a mean punch.
If you are one of those girls who wears glasses "to look smarter" i will punch you in the face.
Jack Bauer is the man. (note the period, there is nothing left to say)
Talk to the parents against the back wall at rock shows cuz they're cooler than their kids that ditched them there.
Huggable boys can be scary. Kim Jong Il is a good example. Ok, i still wanna pat him on the head.
The care bears are a hari krishna cult.
Why do people always say they like long walks on the beach?
I had to write a "personal ad" as a creative introduction for a class. It read: Must like dogs, indie rock shows, sports center, tattoos, camping, and avoiding the color pink. Apparently the fab five have killed any hopes of finding a straight man in america.
Parents need to start giving out real world advice. Like forcing seventh graders to wear deodorant and that the most important thing to look for after college is insurance.
Expensive jewelry will get you mugged. Clean underwear is a better investment.
Starbucks coffee is not worth the addiction. The gas station has good coffee for 89 cents.
No matter how much you wanna get with the drummer, the bass player is probably better quality.
Do not get a grille. Kissing with braces sucked enough. Nobody gets play with metal in their mouth except flava flav, and believe me those biaches are crrrrrazy.
It's never to late to learn how to throw a mean punch.
If you are one of those girls who wears glasses "to look smarter" i will punch you in the face.
Jack Bauer is the man. (note the period, there is nothing left to say)
Talk to the parents against the back wall at rock shows cuz they're cooler than their kids that ditched them there.
Huggable boys can be scary. Kim Jong Il is a good example. Ok, i still wanna pat him on the head.
The care bears are a hari krishna cult.
Why do people always say they like long walks on the beach?
I had to write a "personal ad" as a creative introduction for a class. It read: Must like dogs, indie rock shows, sports center, tattoos, camping, and avoiding the color pink. Apparently the fab five have killed any hopes of finding a straight man in america.
Parents need to start giving out real world advice. Like forcing seventh graders to wear deodorant and that the most important thing to look for after college is insurance.
Expensive jewelry will get you mugged. Clean underwear is a better investment.