maybe this will make me feel better

Mar 12, 2006 04:13

Start with 100%, and take away 1% for everything you've done or that's happened to you on this list.
EXAMPLE: if you did ONE thing you would put 99%

Smoked. -1%
Drank alcohol. -1%
Cried when someone died. -1%
Been drunk. -1%
Had sex. -1%
Been to a concert. -1%
Given a handjob/gotten a handjob. -1%
Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob. -1%
Been verbally sexually harassed. -1%
Verbally sexually harassed somebody.
Felt someone up and/or been felt up. -1%
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. -1%
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Been to prom. -1%
Cried at school. -1%
Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
Went streaking.
Given a lap dance.
Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. -1%
Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
Kissed a stranger. -1%
Hugged a stranger.
Went scuba diving.
Driven a car. -1%
Gotten an xray. -1%
Hit by a car. =1%
Had a party. -1%
Done drugs. -1%
Played strip poker. -1%
Got paid to strip for someone.
Ran away from home.
Broken a bone. -1%
Eaten sushi.
Bought porn.
Watched porn. -1%
Made porn.
Had a crush on someone of the same sex. -1%
Been in love. -1%
French kissed. -1%
Laughed so hard you cried.
Cried yourself to sleep. -1%
Laughed yourself to sleep.
Stabbed yourself.
Shot a gun.
Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. -1%
Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. -1%
Been online for 9 consecutive hours. -1%
Watched an animal die.
Watched a person die.
Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with atleast 1 person present. -1%
Pranked somebody. -1%
Put somebody in the hospital.
Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
Kissed somebody of the same sex.
Dressed punk. -1%
Dressed goth.
Dressed preppy. -1%
Been to a motocross race.
Avoided somebody. -1%
Been stalked. -1%
Stalked someone. -1%
Met a celebrity.
Played an instrument.
Ridden a horse.
Cut yourself.
Bungee jumped.
Ding dong ditched somebody.
Been to a wild party. -1%
Got caught stealing something.
Kicked a guy in the balls. -1%
Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
Went out with your friend's crush.
Got arrested.
Been pregnant.
Babysat. -1%
Been to another country.
Started your house on fire.
Had an encounter with a ghost. -1%
Donated your hair to cancer patients.
Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd to be asked out by.
Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. -1%
Sat on your ass all day. -1%
Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
Had a job. -1%
Gotten fired from a job. -1%
Gotten cut from a sports team.
Been called a whore. -1%
Danced like a whore. -1%
Been mistaken for a celebrity.
Been in a car accident. -1%
Been told you have beautiful eyes. -1%
Been told you have beautiful hair. -1%
Raped somebody.
Danced in the rain. -1%
Been rejected. -1%
Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.

Who made this up? A 6th grader? I'm only 46% pure?!?! WTF! So much for making me feel better...
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