Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Tuesday I punched
tomsoda in the arm (-10 points). In April I pushed
acvbondra in the mud (-17 points). Last Sunday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In January I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (661 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
joye_375