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Dec 07, 2005 11:35

the bad one

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I punched magepie in the arm (-10 points). In January I helped garymeow hide a body (-173 points). Last Sunday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In August I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Wednesday I set xaosgod's puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-249 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
joycie21

the nice one

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In November I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Tuesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Thursday I gave vampire_froggie a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In February I turned xaosgod in for farting in church (3 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1011 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
joycie21

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