Rejecting my rejection letters (Monica's idea)
Dear Unapplicant:
Thank you for your interest in rejecting my application for your graduate program. Unfortunately, I cannot accept your rejection letter at this time. Please understand that I am confronted with many qualified rejections and this decision was quite difficult.
Thank you once again for your interest in rejecting my application. I sincerely hope that you will find a graduate student suitable for your rejection.
Yours sincerely,
Awesome Qualified Applicant
Thank you for your interest in rejecting my application for your graduate program. Unfortunately, I cannot accept your rejection letter at this time. Please understand that I am confronted with many qualified rejections and this decision was quite difficult.
Thank you once again for your interest in rejecting my application. I sincerely hope that you will find a graduate student suitable for your rejection.
Yours sincerely,
Awesome Qualified Applicant