Mandatory Update and Riddle
Nothing exciting.
Scratched a mysterious bug bite and now it's infected and it has a little infected friend living next door to it. They live in the exclusive neighborhood just shy of Venus Hill, if you know what I mean. South of Belly Mountain. Right in the middle of Nether-Region Thigh Gully. These bad boys take all the sexy out of thick thighs. Pity.
Annie is away. I am sad.
Movie marathon this weekend--Hancock at the reputed Franklin Drive-In and Mongol in Nashville. I've never been to a drive-in. And I don't know that Mongol is even playing in Nashville.
I'm mentally planning my now-annual photo shoot. It seems like I dress up and make Daniel take pictures of me once a year or so. Then I use the one best photograph as my obligatory "photo of myself" for a year. This year, I'm thinking about buying some cupcakes with bright pink frosting and having a Fat Kid Pride-themed photo op. Mmm, cupcakes. And the blue skirt. Yes, the blue skirt.
I'm making my syllabus for Intro to Women's Studies for the fall. I have to order my textbooks. It's a bizarre feeling, actually, the level of responsibility. Every time Jane mentions something about my class I get a little giddy. She says I have to stop giggling or my students won't take me seriously. It makes me giggle more. She knows I am hopeless. ::tee hee::
Anyone out there ever been to a Curves? It's a chain of gyms for women. I like to imagine that it's a bunch of happy curvy feminists who jog, kick, and lift while talking shit about the institutions that try to make them hate themselves. Have I set my hopes too high?
Finally, help me with this riddle:
Good words: bad, cat, hat, gnu, billy, light, neckmonster, finkler
Bad words: trash, tennessee, good, sofa, zombie
Neutral words: neon, algebra
What are the rules that determine good, bad, and neutral words? Winner gets a, um, cupcake.
Scratched a mysterious bug bite and now it's infected and it has a little infected friend living next door to it. They live in the exclusive neighborhood just shy of Venus Hill, if you know what I mean. South of Belly Mountain. Right in the middle of Nether-Region Thigh Gully. These bad boys take all the sexy out of thick thighs. Pity.
Annie is away. I am sad.
Movie marathon this weekend--Hancock at the reputed Franklin Drive-In and Mongol in Nashville. I've never been to a drive-in. And I don't know that Mongol is even playing in Nashville.
I'm mentally planning my now-annual photo shoot. It seems like I dress up and make Daniel take pictures of me once a year or so. Then I use the one best photograph as my obligatory "photo of myself" for a year. This year, I'm thinking about buying some cupcakes with bright pink frosting and having a Fat Kid Pride-themed photo op. Mmm, cupcakes. And the blue skirt. Yes, the blue skirt.
I'm making my syllabus for Intro to Women's Studies for the fall. I have to order my textbooks. It's a bizarre feeling, actually, the level of responsibility. Every time Jane mentions something about my class I get a little giddy. She says I have to stop giggling or my students won't take me seriously. It makes me giggle more. She knows I am hopeless. ::tee hee::
Anyone out there ever been to a Curves? It's a chain of gyms for women. I like to imagine that it's a bunch of happy curvy feminists who jog, kick, and lift while talking shit about the institutions that try to make them hate themselves. Have I set my hopes too high?
Finally, help me with this riddle:
Good words: bad, cat, hat, gnu, billy, light, neckmonster, finkler
Bad words: trash, tennessee, good, sofa, zombie
Neutral words: neon, algebra
What are the rules that determine good, bad, and neutral words? Winner gets a, um, cupcake.