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sooo... the party on saturday night.
well it was me jess monica kayli vanessa kelsey sarah mark george nico kevin mike malloy joey kyle brian and brian. so we get there me an jess are the first ones there then then kevin and mike malloy came so thats when everyone else comes cept brian and brian. so everyone is smokin the doobies. so we were like lets got to the basement were the alcohol is! alcohol!mmm. okay so everyone is now drinking and talking then everyone goes upstairs to go smoke somemore cept me joe kevin and jess. so were sittin at teh bar and..
joe: der!
all:laughing
someone:what the hell?
joe:the retarded lunch lady who gives you peaches!
so joe makes fun of her so more and tehn jess says:wow my hair is so ugly.
joe: (has the guitar) you are beautiful....(singing)
then george and monica come tehn the rest of the group. soooo! the best part of night . jess gets drunk off her ass! and she is on top of mark sucking is face off! the were like suction cups! then you see his face in her chest. so they are making out for like an hour. mark has a huge ass hickey on his neck. see marks parents are like bible huggin freaks so he is screwed. so kevins cell rings its brian lamarca so he is like im at sarahs door lemme in.so he comes and we are all talkin and havin a ball! everyone is now smokin and it is great i love cigarettes! so the boys have to leave the party. :( !okay so now kaylis is in a very deep slumber. we were burninig jess so bad about mark
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jokes....more jokes....
me: come jess were sorry were just jerkin aroun.
everyone:laughs
sarah: no seriuosly we are so sorry. were just dickin around.
more laughing and joking!
so we are hungry and we want popsicles! so i got a deformed popsicle. hey jess did my popsicle look like mark! so i finished mine and jess was like give me the stick then she stuck it up kaylis nose! she was so pissed off! but is was worth it. so we wanted to watch texas chainsaw massacure so we go to sarahs room and watch. when it is over it is now daytime! so we decide to go online and we go into a chat called hindu singles! so we start talkin to this guy an we tell him that we believe in ishnu and our religion believes in eating our offspring and it revolves around the digestive system! he believed us and if we were willing to move to hte us he would get with us! and he was like a walking bible! he new it pretty much by heart and he converted us to be christian! what dumb shit would beleive we live in pakistan and we eat ouroffspring!
okay me jess kelsey and nessa leave. then me and jess and nessa go shopping. nessa i love you for gettin that wristband for me. i didnt have any money when i walked in but i walked out with jewelry and stuff you guys are two hell of a shoppers. i love you we need to go shopping more often! so then i went home and went to bed . then that leaves to today which nothing happened!
-lindsey
well it was me jess monica kayli vanessa kelsey sarah mark george nico kevin mike malloy joey kyle brian and brian. so we get there me an jess are the first ones there then then kevin and mike malloy came so thats when everyone else comes cept brian and brian. so everyone is smokin the doobies. so we were like lets got to the basement were the alcohol is! alcohol!mmm. okay so everyone is now drinking and talking then everyone goes upstairs to go smoke somemore cept me joe kevin and jess. so were sittin at teh bar and..
joe: der!
all:laughing
someone:what the hell?
joe:the retarded lunch lady who gives you peaches!
so joe makes fun of her so more and tehn jess says:wow my hair is so ugly.
joe: (has the guitar) you are beautiful....(singing)
then george and monica come tehn the rest of the group. soooo! the best part of night . jess gets drunk off her ass! and she is on top of mark sucking is face off! the were like suction cups! then you see his face in her chest. so they are making out for like an hour. mark has a huge ass hickey on his neck. see marks parents are like bible huggin freaks so he is screwed. so kevins cell rings its brian lamarca so he is like im at sarahs door lemme in.so he comes and we are all talkin and havin a ball! everyone is now smokin and it is great i love cigarettes! so the boys have to leave the party. :( !okay so now kaylis is in a very deep slumber. we were burninig jess so bad about mark
.......
jokes....more jokes....
me: come jess were sorry were just jerkin aroun.
everyone:laughs
sarah: no seriuosly we are so sorry. were just dickin around.
more laughing and joking!
so we are hungry and we want popsicles! so i got a deformed popsicle. hey jess did my popsicle look like mark! so i finished mine and jess was like give me the stick then she stuck it up kaylis nose! she was so pissed off! but is was worth it. so we wanted to watch texas chainsaw massacure so we go to sarahs room and watch. when it is over it is now daytime! so we decide to go online and we go into a chat called hindu singles! so we start talkin to this guy an we tell him that we believe in ishnu and our religion believes in eating our offspring and it revolves around the digestive system! he believed us and if we were willing to move to hte us he would get with us! and he was like a walking bible! he new it pretty much by heart and he converted us to be christian! what dumb shit would beleive we live in pakistan and we eat ouroffspring!
okay me jess kelsey and nessa leave. then me and jess and nessa go shopping. nessa i love you for gettin that wristband for me. i didnt have any money when i walked in but i walked out with jewelry and stuff you guys are two hell of a shoppers. i love you we need to go shopping more often! so then i went home and went to bed . then that leaves to today which nothing happened!
-lindsey