All right, so I haven't posted in about 30259783205673 years...
...but this just NEEDS to be shared.
This was in the Craigslist's "free" section:
Free Golden Retriever that likes to wear clothes. (Nolita)
Max is a 1/2 golden lab 1/2 golden retriever that loves to wear human clothing. He is terribly partial to ties and hats that make him look like a detective. He loves to wear shoes (even indoors!) that are well polished because he likes to lick them. He is a great dog but we have to give him away because he hates my son, Trevor. If it was up to me I would keep the dog but my wife said that if I ever spoke that way about Trevor again she'd smother me in my sleep. I countered with "Hope you like the idea of living in a cell" because Max would definitley solve a case that easy.
Anyway, he is a 2 year old and loves almost all people except for the little pain in the ass who made me convert my video game den into a child's bedroom.
He has all his shots and papers and is available as soon as anyone would want him. I would prefer if someone adopted him in the local area so I could visit him every once in a while and bring him some new clothes, but as of right now time is a serious issue.
Please e-mail me ASAP.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
This was in the Craigslist's "free" section:
Free Golden Retriever that likes to wear clothes. (Nolita)
Max is a 1/2 golden lab 1/2 golden retriever that loves to wear human clothing. He is terribly partial to ties and hats that make him look like a detective. He loves to wear shoes (even indoors!) that are well polished because he likes to lick them. He is a great dog but we have to give him away because he hates my son, Trevor. If it was up to me I would keep the dog but my wife said that if I ever spoke that way about Trevor again she'd smother me in my sleep. I countered with "Hope you like the idea of living in a cell" because Max would definitley solve a case that easy.
Anyway, he is a 2 year old and loves almost all people except for the little pain in the ass who made me convert my video game den into a child's bedroom.
He has all his shots and papers and is available as soon as anyone would want him. I would prefer if someone adopted him in the local area so I could visit him every once in a while and bring him some new clothes, but as of right now time is a serious issue.
Please e-mail me ASAP.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.