Musings
Last night I had a dream that I was having an arranged marriage with Taylor Hicks from American Idol. We were all psyched about it, as if we were about to go on some sort of vacation or something. Mhm. It was a crazy fun sort of arranged marriage party.
I also think that this article from The Onion is HILARIOUS. Not like burst-out-laughin-oh-my-god-my-ribs-are-gonna-crack hilarious, but more like I'm-raging-with-hysteria-and-doubling-over-with-laughter-but-only-on-the-inside hilarious. Seriously:
"Since straining your eyes too much can make you go blind, I recommend just listening to the TV while staring at a wall ."
"Now, there's nothing more enjoyable than traveling the world and sharing whole new experiences with different groups of people, and there's also no faster route to a life-threatening disease, crippling injury, or untimely death, depending on where your perilous travels take you. Instead of risking your life, have your relatives or friends buy you a spoon from each place they go."
Is this not the funniest thing EVER? Think about it. If you're not laughing on the outside, then you're probably laughing on the inside. And if you're not laughing on the inside, then START, because it's hilarious.
I also think that this article from The Onion is HILARIOUS. Not like burst-out-laughin-oh-my-god-my-ribs-are-gonna-crack hilarious, but more like I'm-raging-with-hysteria-and-doubling-over-with-laughter-but-only-on-the-inside hilarious. Seriously:
"Since straining your eyes too much can make you go blind, I recommend just listening to the TV while staring at a wall ."
"Now, there's nothing more enjoyable than traveling the world and sharing whole new experiences with different groups of people, and there's also no faster route to a life-threatening disease, crippling injury, or untimely death, depending on where your perilous travels take you. Instead of risking your life, have your relatives or friends buy you a spoon from each place they go."
Is this not the funniest thing EVER? Think about it. If you're not laughing on the outside, then you're probably laughing on the inside. And if you're not laughing on the inside, then START, because it's hilarious.