I am procrastination's bitch.
I've just spent the last hour reading about some chick who faked her own injury yada yada yada (http://lyme.livejournal.com/914285.html), a story of LJ Drama I found through...well...LJ Drama (http://ljdrama.org/). I have a paper due tomorrow about some sort of relationship between Joan Didion, some business ethics writer, and some philosopher, and what relationship their relationship has with more business and more ethics and what else that reveals about Didion. Or something like that. Awesome. I haven't exactly...oh, what's the word...started.
I would also like everyone to know that the apartment I've been frequenting lately is a 3 minute walk away from Magnolia bakery. I just ate the entire icing off of a cupcake. I expect the concentrated sugar to kick in any minute now.