Masters Journal: The Valiant
Date: Day I rule the world. MWAAAAhahahaha!!
Location: Valiant
Lucy Status: Excited. V Excited. Starting to worry about her. Thought humans were usually.... mushier.
Oh YEs!! I Rule!! GO ME!! MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I rock, I mean I really rock, did you see my moves?! The Doctor was trying to sneak up on me using a goddammed perception filter, I mean like HELLOO??? It's my own sodding satellite network and I now OWN the TARDIS, how the heck did he think it would work on me?! Was fun watching them try to sneak onto bridge though, may have to retrain stupid rent a goons though. I mean, ok, so you can't see the people. THE DOOR JUST OPENED AND CLOSED AGAIN!!! Did you not SEE that?! Ugh. Morons.
Anyway, doesn't matter, more dramatic this way. Plus got to listen in to their plan. Honestly, thought he was smarter than that? I must be getting to him more than I thought. Heehee gotta love the new body and I DO look mighty fine in a suit.
So, struggling Doctor held down by two big men. Reminds me of the good old days. Which planet was it again? Eh who cares. Brings back happy memories though. But need to break him properly first. Got to shoot freak which was fun, I mean nobody interrupts my big speech!! Steal my thunder will you?!? Take THAT!! Hmmm, Take That... Oh yeah, now I remember!! Stupid Doctor must pay for that, let's see how you like a little Dumbledore look!!
Ahhhhh. Much better. Martha gone (refuse to play with my fob watch will you? See how you like wandering the post apocalyptic Earth then you little tease!!) Humans dying. Doctor my prisoner. Freak boy chained up downstairs ready for oiling up torturing. The missus having a good time. I RULE!!! MWAAAAhahahahahaha.
Worlds Conquered: One. But a good one!!
People Killed: Hundreds and thousands and millions and billions!! Go me!! V V V Good!
Rhythmn of the Drums: Don't Stop Me Now!