what is going on in th world outside this messy messy bedroom
hI I'M MARIO I USED TO BE NOT SO DUMB BUT NOW I'M DUMB BECAUSE AH'M STILL AWAKE AND CAN'T GET USED TO IT BUT CAN'T PUT IT TO BED, EITHER. IF BY IT YOU MEAN ME--I CAN'T SLEEP. SO NOW IT'S 6 SOMETHING IN TH A.M. AND IT LOOKS AS IF THIS WINDOW WILL BE OPEN FOR A WHILE; I MISS EVAN A LOT RIGHT NOW HE IS 10 YEARS OLD AND NOW I NEVER HARDLY CALL HIM OR ANYTHING BUT I HEARD HE GOT ME A CHRISTMAS CARD AND THAT MADE ME ...
Well, that looked like SHOUTING @ YOU that whole time, which is not what it was. Basically, that was whispering IN CAPS. You know how when you are whispering TO BE HEARD. Today, complete independent clauses will not be th priority.
LET ME DIRECT YOU TO MY FAVOURITE ENTRY ON Lj @ th moment, and that is th one where my Jewish doctor rock fren Eran makes a list of 33 things that are better than 33 other things. As they often say, you will laugh; you will cry. I didn't cry, though, because I was feeling too happy.
I have to say that th substances have very little to do w/ this general sensation of happiness IN FACT @ TH MOMENT I SORT OF WISH TH SUBSTANCES WOULD GO AWAY AND IT IS POSSIBLE that there is a slight unhappy downtick on th general OVERALL HAPPY CAN'T COMPLAIN curve, because of th substances.
I danced tonight/yesterday/whatev, @ least.
$ $ $
Something will have to be done about WORK, of course, as lately I never do any work there AND YET MY CO-WORKERS STILL TRUST IN ME, even when they walk into my office and see that I am making th screen yellow.
I do do some work, OK? Let me tell you what I do in a nutshell, OK? I RECONCILE EXPENSE REPORTS AND STUFF LIKE THAT, make sure that th AIDS warriors are not expensing lapdances to th company, which is funded by th FED GOV, which is FUNDED BY YOU AMERICANS.
I am fighting th spread of AIDS amongst th savages of Africa and Asia--even though I am probably more sad about not receiving Evan's Christmas card yet than about savages perishing, even though I AM DOING NO FIGHTING, even though I am not personally FINDING TH CURE FOR AIDS THROUGH MY PRODIGIOUS SCIENTIFIC POWERS.
No, I am merely RECONCILING, merely ensuring that yr USD is not subsidizing a public health scientist's boner that he got from a five-foot-zero 16-year-old rubbing her bum on his pants in Bangkok.
PUBLIC HEALTH PROFESSIONALS SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
AND THAT is how I paid th bills, in 2003.
$ $ $
Why not spend yr honeymoon in Bangkok, its name is perfect!!
$ $ $
Well, so you could say that U.S. taxpayers are funding my Livejournal habit, also.
$ $ $
In 2004, no way around it, AH'LL HAVE TO CUT BACK ON THIS WHOLE INTERNET BUSINESS.
$ $ $
PSSSSSST! SLEEP! COME GET ME COME GET ME.
Well, that looked like SHOUTING @ YOU that whole time, which is not what it was. Basically, that was whispering IN CAPS. You know how when you are whispering TO BE HEARD. Today, complete independent clauses will not be th priority.
LET ME DIRECT YOU TO MY FAVOURITE ENTRY ON Lj @ th moment, and that is th one where my Jewish doctor rock fren Eran makes a list of 33 things that are better than 33 other things. As they often say, you will laugh; you will cry. I didn't cry, though, because I was feeling too happy.
I have to say that th substances have very little to do w/ this general sensation of happiness IN FACT @ TH MOMENT I SORT OF WISH TH SUBSTANCES WOULD GO AWAY AND IT IS POSSIBLE that there is a slight unhappy downtick on th general OVERALL HAPPY CAN'T COMPLAIN curve, because of th substances.
I danced tonight/yesterday/whatev, @ least.
$ $ $
Something will have to be done about WORK, of course, as lately I never do any work there AND YET MY CO-WORKERS STILL TRUST IN ME, even when they walk into my office and see that I am making th screen yellow.
I do do some work, OK? Let me tell you what I do in a nutshell, OK? I RECONCILE EXPENSE REPORTS AND STUFF LIKE THAT, make sure that th AIDS warriors are not expensing lapdances to th company, which is funded by th FED GOV, which is FUNDED BY YOU AMERICANS.
I am fighting th spread of AIDS amongst th savages of Africa and Asia--even though I am probably more sad about not receiving Evan's Christmas card yet than about savages perishing, even though I AM DOING NO FIGHTING, even though I am not personally FINDING TH CURE FOR AIDS THROUGH MY PRODIGIOUS SCIENTIFIC POWERS.
No, I am merely RECONCILING, merely ensuring that yr USD is not subsidizing a public health scientist's boner that he got from a five-foot-zero 16-year-old rubbing her bum on his pants in Bangkok.
PUBLIC HEALTH PROFESSIONALS SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
AND THAT is how I paid th bills, in 2003.
$ $ $
Why not spend yr honeymoon in Bangkok, its name is perfect!!
$ $ $
Well, so you could say that U.S. taxpayers are funding my Livejournal habit, also.
$ $ $
In 2004, no way around it, AH'LL HAVE TO CUT BACK ON THIS WHOLE INTERNET BUSINESS.
$ $ $
PSSSSSST! SLEEP! COME GET ME COME GET ME.