this is to show andy how close he is to ice cream heaven

[journalwk]

last done this six months ago.

"this is not blogging, it's el jaying."

--moosemonster

Top Ice-Cream-Eating Motherfuckers on lostcosmonaut's Internet Diary
(Self-commentude excluded from rankings)

1journalwk

Comments

[moosemonster]

Perhaps London wasn't calling at all, perhaps it was crying. Everyone needs a good cry, at some point, although I figure you could go fifty years without. The problem is, if you could be immortal, time would become meaningless: one second or a billion years would have the same meaning. Ultimately, I think thermodynamics would become in effect a kind of time-coccoon, wrapping it loosely like a broadsheet around fish & chips. Inside, though, you could be crying forever, where a second becomes a billion years and perhaps after a trillion universes come and go, a few drops might soak through and blur the newsprint.

[claudelemonde]

Perhaps
      London
wasn't calling at all, perhaps it
                  was crying.
Everyone needs a good cry      at some point
although I figure you could go fifty years without
The problem is
            if you could be immortal
time would become
      meaningless:
      one second or a billion years
      would have the same meaning
Ultimately      thermodynamics would become in effect
a kind of time-coccoon
wrapping it loosely      like a broadsheet
around fish & chips. Inside      though
you could be crying forever, where a second
            becomes a billion years
            and perhaps after a trillion universes come and go
a few drops might soak through
      and blur
      the newsprint.

[moosemonster]

Outstanding value-add, synergistic paradigms, multiplier effects, and so on, notwithstanding.

[claudelemonde]

I. London
    A. Potential actions:
        1. not calling
        2. crying
            a. necessary for all
            b. in 50-yr intervals
II. Immortality
    A. Problems:
        1. time becoming meaningless
            a. 1 second or 1 bil. years have same meaning
            b. thermodynamics become time measurement device
                (1). wrapped like fish and chips in paper
            c. crying becomes eternal
                (1) after 1 bil. years & 1 tril. universes tears might soak paper in II:A:1:b:(1)

[moosemonster]

That's EXACTLY what I was thinking.

laughing become eternal

[journalwk]

awe-inspiring, I think

maybe i will try th stats for wk

[journalwk]

do you realize that these statistics are for lostcosmonaut!!!!!!

I dare you!

[moosemonster]

Yes, that's the whole point.

doubledog

[journalwk]

oh, don't look now, #10