this is to show andy how close he is to ice cream heaven

[journalwk]

last done this six months ago.

"this is not blogging, it's el jaying."

--moosemonster

Top Ice-Cream-Eating Motherfuckers on lostcosmonaut's Internet Diary
(Self-commentude excluded from rankings)

1journalwk

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greased abacus

[odobenidae]

- 7 deleted journals, though at least three of those people created other primary journals afterwards; the list 6 months ago had 9 deleted journals

- who will be the first to crack a grand? Might not even be me! Probably will be, though

- Top 10 is split 50/50 gender-wise, though the 5 males account for 802 more comments than the 5 females

- you, Mr. Juke, have left 27 comments in the 6 months, versus my own 264. In three years, at this rate, I'll have left a total of 2,521 comments to your 1,127

- anonymous had left only 47 comments 6 months ago, but has now left 171! That's 124, and at 248/year, she/he/they will be Top 10 within a year

- several of these people have rebuffed my requests to become Lj pals! That's irrelevant, though

- it takes at least 29 comments to make it on this list--had that been the case 6 months ago, 23 people wouldn't have been listed. Competitive!

- shooting star: CLM, who jumped 75 places. In 1999, R&B star Shanice jumped a then-record 75 spots on the Billboard Hot 100 with her song "When I Close My Eyes" (that record was broken just a few weeks ago by "Breaking Free," a song performed by actors from Disney's High School Musical TV soundtrack)

perhaps journal w k should flame anyone who rebuffs yr request

[journalwk]

here's this thing I made th other day for my good friend Ozan's birthday. Thank U4 teaching me this trick, fellow journalist.

jwk flame outsourcing, that's an idea!

[odobenidae]

Super-cool comment, there, bloody one! You're turning more into a graphic artist with each passing day. Here come the pro gigs, I say, as well as the mega-profitable inter-couple design firm.

we might be hiring janitorially

[odobenidae]

By the way, it's past time for the semi-annual scrapdog commentude survey, isn't it? I'm about to cruise right past your Wolf Ass, but don't take it personal!

(Pretty dope seeing your former boss last weekend, yo...) (rub rub rub)