Yeah. That calendar meme.
January: "Great. Just what I needed -- a one-handed reporter."
February: Cary: Oooh, maybe it'll go into overtime. I bet Amy'll like that.
March: I hate Mondays. (That was really the subject, because the first sentence made no sense without it.)
April: "I was the victim of drive-by management."
May: On the way back from New York State History Day (I was one of the judges), I decide my hair is really too long, and something needs to be done.
June: Here's to writing with clarity! (Again, also the subject.)
July: I am moving.
August: I finally signed up to take some vacation time!
September: I nearly set fire to my kitchen today.
October: So, I went to get the splint that my GP said I'm supposed to wear for the next week.
November: But please get out and vote today.
December: Eh, I'm not going to be out of here in 40 minutes, am I?
February: Cary: Oooh, maybe it'll go into overtime. I bet Amy'll like that.
March: I hate Mondays. (That was really the subject, because the first sentence made no sense without it.)
April: "I was the victim of drive-by management."
May: On the way back from New York State History Day (I was one of the judges), I decide my hair is really too long, and something needs to be done.
June: Here's to writing with clarity! (Again, also the subject.)
July: I am moving.
August: I finally signed up to take some vacation time!
September: I nearly set fire to my kitchen today.
October: So, I went to get the splint that my GP said I'm supposed to wear for the next week.
November: But please get out and vote today.
December: Eh, I'm not going to be out of here in 40 minutes, am I?