Saturday morning musings
You know who's a badass mother f$%^ker?
That's right, this guy. You remember his commercials?
No?
A coupla kids would be eating Cookie Crisp and then some stupid adult would come along and be like, "You can't have cookies for breakfast!"
To which Chip responded, "Bitch! It's not cookies, it's Cookie Crisp cereal!" And then he would shove his cereal down their throat. And he would MAKE THEM LIKE IT.
And then he howled in victory, "COOOOOOOOOOOKIE CRISP!"
So don't screw with Chip.
That's right, this guy. You remember his commercials?
No?
A coupla kids would be eating Cookie Crisp and then some stupid adult would come along and be like, "You can't have cookies for breakfast!"
To which Chip responded, "Bitch! It's not cookies, it's Cookie Crisp cereal!" And then he would shove his cereal down their throat. And he would MAKE THEM LIKE IT.
And then he howled in victory, "COOOOOOOOOOOKIE CRISP!"
So don't screw with Chip.