Happy New Year!

Jan 01, 2006 20:41

Stolen from Heather:

by limitedbythesky

JournalinTJ's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 9% Politically Correct!)

Started : 01st January 2006 12:37:58 AM

Ended : 01st January 2006 12:27:27 PM
Alco Money! : $ 349

Guests of Honour
ryokuzai is a graceful Agnostic. ryokuzai drank 8 Pilsners, 1 Absinthe.
club_fungus is a low-spirited Agnostic. club_fungus drank 2 Absinthes, 2 Whiskeys.
sway2thebeat is a vicious Hindu and a full-time waster who spends most of their salary on alcohol. sway2thebeat drank 10 Everclears.
chibyamikitsune is a good-natured Hindu. chibyamikitsune drank 7 White Russians.
sootdragon is a hearty Buddhist. sootdragon drank 10 Pulques.
lowbrassgirl87 is a neurotic Liberal Christian. lowbrassgirl87 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
etherealfantasy is a powerless Hindu. etherealfantasy drank 2 Mescals, 3 Bloody Marys.
JournalinTJ is a desponent Taoist and a newbie boozer. JournalinTJ drank 3 Pernods.
zhildyeria is a foul Buddhist. zhildyeria drank 11 Aligator Bites, 2 Cognacs, 6 Sambuccas.
pympdadyhoslapa is a paranoid Taoist. pympdadyhoslapa drank 1 Gin.
ahbee05 is a morose Wiccan. ahbee05 drank 13 Aftershocks, 1 Cosmopolitan, 1 Lager, 2 Poteens, 1 Ale, 1 Cognac.
washu_rawks is a demented Muslim and is considering ditching their day job in order to become a professional Yard O' Aler who starts fires and lays the blame for it on God. washu_rawks drank 18 Irish Creams.
Sick!

Clean up at JournalinTJ's place! Urgh bejesus man, there's soup pieces in this barfpile! Fucking ell theres 6 of them!
Lovers

No one would have predicted it at the start of the evening but it seems like ahbee05 has found an eternal soulmate in etherealfantasy. Oh the romance!
The Drunkest

washu_rawks - "Sober???? Is that a type of tequila. Give us a lick!"
Random Events

chibyamikitsune offered zhildyeria £500 for just one sniff of their knickers. chibyamikitsune can now be contacted
at chibyamikitsune_give_us_a_sniff@hotmail.com.

Oh the powers of persusasion! sway2thebeat managed to convince a less than sober ahbee05 that the milkman had run away with their dentures. ahbee05 began chewing on the sofa, realising 5 hours later that they had a healthy set of teeth!

the room stood in awe as washu_rawks declared that they were jesus before pouring a glass of
red wine over sway2thebeat's head.

Happy New Year!

Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell!

Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks!

And it's also time for Alternate Holiday Names:

Next-Ten-Checks-Are-Voided-Cause-You-Wrote-the-Wrong-Date Day
Make Money for Calendar Companies Day
Screw with Your Internal Clock Day
The Chinese Wonder What the Hell We're Celebrating Day
Holiday of Minor Explosions
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