9-21-10
My work is a this conversation, over and over again:
"Oh you're not Allen! Where's Allen?"
Me: I dunno. I'm just covering for him.
They: I haven't seen Allen in a long time, is he sick?
Me: You know, I don't know. He could be on vacation.
They: I hope Allen's alright. He's been our mailman for 15 years. He's Super!
Me: Yeah, well...
They: But you don't know where Allen is?
Me: I don't know.
They: There's been like six different mailmen delivering in the last couple days. Are you Allen's replacement?
Over and over, I tells you. Fucking Allen.
"Oh you're not Allen! Where's Allen?"
Me: I dunno. I'm just covering for him.
They: I haven't seen Allen in a long time, is he sick?
Me: You know, I don't know. He could be on vacation.
They: I hope Allen's alright. He's been our mailman for 15 years. He's Super!
Me: Yeah, well...
They: But you don't know where Allen is?
Me: I don't know.
They: There's been like six different mailmen delivering in the last couple days. Are you Allen's replacement?
Over and over, I tells you. Fucking Allen.