monthly update quota
things the doctor said to me today:
"oh, you can't use cream to get rid of that, it'd take a month of sundays just to see any change."
"see, they've got these things inside, these little pearls, i don't even know what they are, hold on-- (runs out of room, leaving me and the nurse, who says 'he's just looking for a picture') [yelling from outside the room] somebody get me a needle!"
"now i don't want you to be scared at the size of this needle, i'm just going to use it as a knife."
i'm half convinced this guy is not really a doctor, but i'd trust him with my life.
"oh, you can't use cream to get rid of that, it'd take a month of sundays just to see any change."
"see, they've got these things inside, these little pearls, i don't even know what they are, hold on-- (runs out of room, leaving me and the nurse, who says 'he's just looking for a picture') [yelling from outside the room] somebody get me a needle!"
"now i don't want you to be scared at the size of this needle, i'm just going to use it as a knife."
i'm half convinced this guy is not really a doctor, but i'd trust him with my life.