NOT FOR THE ATTENTION OF SASHA OR DAN OR ANYTHING.

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So I just had the best weekend I've had in such a long time. I meet this really brilliant couple after work on Friday, Japanese Kate and Benjamin? They're pretty wild, anyway all started because he backed his Jag into my car, I was pretty pissed off but once I saw this fucker's pupils it was made pretty obvious why, you know? Anyway, he felt pretty

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GASP. If this Kate bint thinks she's taking my place, she and I are going to have one hell of a rumble once I get back. But Benny is well fit. Call him over to HQ next week.

I missed youuuu. I have prezzies in both forms of booze and incriminating pictures. Don't say I never did nothing for you.

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She ain't got nothing on you, Mexican Squash. Yeah will do, he and her are pretty open to stuff.

I miss you too, I'm going mental, they keep asking me things and no ones here to screen the really fucking idiotic questions from me. I love you, please tell me you have a picture of him in swimmers because I think we all know what November's cover is going to be if you did.

Let's have a Spanish day when you get back (read as; drink wine wiv fruit in it and share tiny food.)

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Ooooh kinky.

Haha I do have beach shots but they also include me so I am not going to dig my own grave thankyouverymuch. Try not to kill people, we're about to board the plane. If I land and there are bodies I will be displeased. Unless it's Jez's.

Spanish day sounds lovely as long as it's mostly wine and tiny food is not whatever the fuck we tried the other day. I'm still having strange ticks thinking about it.

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You have no idea.

OH BOO spoil sport. Jez is sporting a rather fetching sharpie beard I drew on to correct the face to beard ratio of the office. Roxy is refusing to get a tight perm, I hate her.

Well, wine and crisps then. Fuck it, Vodka and crisps, if we get cherry cola we can say it's wine. You should be careful what you put in your mouth in Spain, as I have found out on far too many occasions.

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I have a god damn afro because of you. I am the least spoiley of sports. HAHA, I hate Roxy for this, too. Bitch.

D: I wanted wine!...and your life lessons make me wonder about you sometimes...

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We can have wine. We can have both. Fuck it, your wish is my command O Afro'd one xxx