I'm afraid you have an infection of tiny, tiny owls.
First of all; HANGOVER. I was drinking like I don't want to LIVE any more last night. Stupid shots in teacups. Hoxton Pony is such wank. Also I don't think anything will come of it but if Erin O'Connor asks anybody if they know of our whereabouts it might be better for us all if you don't let on. I didn't mean to steal her brolly, I'm just highly suggestible under the affluence of incohol.
ANYWAY we were going to go back and just have a little snoozy before work but then of course we were flyered by to ninjas and you can't be flyered by ninjas and then NOT go to the club they work for, can you? We got in for nowt because of my stupid famous face and we had our own ninja (that's right, our own ninja) to bring us drinks and the coasters were Shuriken shaped (might have stolen some of those as well) and now I have a henna tattoo (I think it's henna) of a whale and I don't know how the fuck that happened but there you go.
I'd LOVE to be able to go to bed now but apparently Mikey has chosen tonight to be the night he teaches Michelle how to sample. They are sampling from Mary Poppins and I'm going to have to kill them now.
Tata for now.
Lose some weight before you hug me, Ron.
ANYWAY we were going to go back and just have a little snoozy before work but then of course we were flyered by to ninjas and you can't be flyered by ninjas and then NOT go to the club they work for, can you? We got in for nowt because of my stupid famous face and we had our own ninja (that's right, our own ninja) to bring us drinks and the coasters were Shuriken shaped (might have stolen some of those as well) and now I have a henna tattoo (I think it's henna) of a whale and I don't know how the fuck that happened but there you go.
I'd LOVE to be able to go to bed now but apparently Mikey has chosen tonight to be the night he teaches Michelle how to sample. They are sampling from Mary Poppins and I'm going to have to kill them now.
Tata for now.
Lose some weight before you hug me, Ron.