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Jan 18, 2010 10:51

Would somebody care to tell me why page 33 of this months magazine is a picture of Cheryl Cole getting bummed by an ox?

Have we learned NOTHING?

Yours Aggressively,
Fearless Leader.

very much in trouble, idiots, christy, pass the gin, start running jez, do not want, acid flashback?, ffs, kill me now, here we go again, bla bla bla

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prinklebrick January 18 2010, 10:58:08 UTC
I thought it would be a lovely surprise for you. Don't you like it?

Unrepentantly,
Daniel Ashcroft.

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journal_etc January 18 2010, 11:04:34 UTC

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prinklebrick January 18 2010, 11:08:13 UTC
Oh come on, it doesn't SAY it's Cheryl Cole. It just looks like her. A lot. I had an artist do it specially.

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journal_etc January 18 2010, 11:10:30 UTC
I could rub vicks into your eyelids, really I could.

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bikini_bamalam January 18 2010, 11:02:11 UTC
I wuz gonna say that I wanna kiss whoever did it buttttttttttttttttttttttttttt i just saw it was Dan LOLOLOLOLOL. No ty xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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journal_etc January 18 2010, 11:05:08 UTC
If we get sued again he's on his own.

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[screened] bikini_bamalam January 18 2010, 11:06:54 UTC
She wont try 2 sue, didnt u hear about her special luv of animals?????? LOL no way does she want News of the World all over that bb <3

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[screened] journal_etc January 18 2010, 11:09:05 UTC
I hate him a little bit.

True that. What a skank. Ahhhh. Pppfft. I wish it was Friday.

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deadlyanthrax January 18 2010, 11:51:39 UTC
It never said it was her though, right? I'm sure it'll be fine.

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journal_etc January 18 2010, 11:55:00 UTC
A picture is worth a thousand words. Welcome to journalism.

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deadlyanthrax January 18 2010, 12:00:18 UTC
Well, fair use and parody have to cover it. It's not like you're claiming it as a factual expose of her bizarre personal life or something.

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journal_etc January 18 2010, 12:08:09 UTC
It'll be fine, it's just so soon after the last great misadventure and I'm sick of selling my stuff.

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inthereeperbahn January 18 2010, 18:06:34 UTC
i love cheryl, she's beautiful :(

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journal_etc January 19 2010, 12:07:02 UTC
Then you can direct any and all complaints to one D. L. Ashcroft young man, as it is his beef, and not mine.

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