TGIF.

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Mmm Shabbat.

Tisk tisk. Fail. Am at work.

The actual act of calling this- what I do on a day to day basis- work is a shoddy use of term and an overall falsehood. Webster defines work as an activity in which one exerts strength or faculties to do or perform something: the labour, task, or duty that is one's accustomed means of livelihood.

I see no

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[prinklebrick]

I know for a fact you haven't had that many jobs.

I have your jelly tot vodka and a shot glass? Friday frothies of the modern age.

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I have. I was a paper boy, and a waitor, and something a bit unmentionalbe, and a writer, and an Editor, so :P

I have always loved you Daniel. Hey brother pour the wine.

IN OTHER NEWS women are mental.

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[prinklebrick]

Well I've been sliding down on rainbows
Well I've been swinging from the stars
Now this wretch in beggars clothing
Bangs his cup across the bars
Look, this cup of mine is empty!
Seems I've misplaced my desires
Seems I'm sweeping up the ashes
Of all my former fires
So brother, be a brother
And fill this tiny cup of mine
And please, sir, make it whiskey
For I have no head for wine

Only got Vodka though, which you've thoroughly besmirched with sweets. What are we going to do with you?

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but look how PRETTY IT LOOKS NOW.

I dunno. Put me in a box, selotape it up and write "frigile" on the side.

[bikini_bamalam]

Did u ever have those little jew curls? I totally love those, I wanna jewish boyfriend that has them!!

Have fun instead Jonnyfandango, life is too too short!

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Jew curls... Payot? Hasidic Jews- not me I'm afraid babes. It's about corners, and cutting them, very symbolc. It's probably fair to say I'm more Jewish than a Jew, dolly bird.

I couldn't agree more tiggs. x

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Oh boo!

All good tho cuz I'm totally not kosher :oP

MWAH! The world is better when ur cheery, lets have the best time EVER on Saturday. Deal??! <3

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Play your cards right on Saturday you might see a different type of jewish curl x

Aahh I can't remember the last time I had kosher, no worries. I think her name was Aaliyah...

Shines a brighter blue, don't it? Deal.

I missed you little miss funtime. opposing party circles have a lot to answer for.

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Next week I'm skivin' off at LEAST once an' YOU an' DAN an' ANNIE an' the fuckin' rest don't get to say FUCK ALL, EVER AGAIN, IN YOUR LIVES.

You SKIVIN' BASTARDS.

Yeah well I had sex on your desk* an' rearranged all of Dan's desk drawers** an' made Jez peel me oranges all afternoon*** before throwin' them at Ben**** so THAT WILL FUCKIN' TEACH YOU you BASTARDS.

Seriously, as your youngest child this is SIMPLY NOT ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR, DADDY APE AN' DADDY BEAR.

Translate all that to read NEXT TIME TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!

*lie.
**true.
***true
****half true- stitch helped.