Eurovision.
Oh well done Britain. Well fucking done. Next time lets just send on who ever wins X factor and be done with it.
Jesus Christ. Mary And Jo. Moses. Apollo. George Michael. All the greats.
What the HELL was that? Now Europe will think we've voiced a hostile attack on them. Brilliant. Fucking fantastic.
Tim DANCED. Not to ours, thank God, that would have been a horrid end to an otherwise beautiful friendship.
I hate the world.