Oh bla bla bla.

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Snakey snakes. Ugh. Sunday nochy is a draaag. Should have flown the nest. The children are tucked up in bed though which means mother bird can have a g&t.

HEBREW MOTHER FUCKER: DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Yes. azoy meyn ikh?

(Yiddish more than British?)

gut tak im betage se vaer dis makhazor in beis hakneses trage!

ah oui oui, Es ist gut zu tragen su libro de

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AH HAHA!

How very fuckin rude, Daniel! What would your mother say?

I am completely disgusted.

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Christ.

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Isn't he just completely fantastic? If I ever have a son I want him to be exactly like that.

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Believe me when I tell you that I hope your son is exactly like that, also.

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Hahaha. Oh Daniel you're such a grumpy bitch; it doesn't become you.

What's the matter chick? Mollies on? Global warming getting you down?
Settle petal, tell me what's bothering you. The affect of UV on your shimmering locks? The fact that no one seems to be listening to glass in the green box plastic in the blue? Unsure how appropriate it is to go all the way on a first date?

I'm listening.

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Answers:
1. Nothing.
2. No. Could you refrain from mentioning menstrual cycles to me again, ever.
3. Propaganda.
4. See answer 1.
5. See answer 3.
4. A sphincter says what?
5. I know how far I go, I'm interested to know how far you do. BT I would have asked is there even a second date at all.

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Proper gander eh? Tell that to the polar bears. You seen the bus stop poster where there's two baby ones sitting on someones palm? "We're in your hands"? If they were they'd be alright, proper cold hands I got.

I don't even kiss on a first date Daniel as well you know. Second date unlikely; I'm not that kind of girl.