I'm productive these days...^^
Title: Fortune telling
Pairing: Ryoda
Genre: pure crack^^
Rating: PG-13
Beta: kat_h_chan (thanks <3)
Summary: This is what happens when Tatsuya is looking for some "simple" advise
A/N: For nami0chan the plot and the chaos in this fic is entirely her fault!!!!! xD
Tatsuya often had an interest in different things. The last few weeks he had read and informed himself about fortune tellers. And today, on his day off he finally decided to visit one. He himself didn't really know if he believed in them, but he thought that they might help him to find something to get closer to his crush, to win the heart of Nishikido Ryo with whom he had been fallen in love for a long time now.
Tatsuya entered the fortune teller's room. It really looked like a complete cliché. The whole room was decorated with purple velvet curtain and the room was completely dark, except from a small lamp. In the middle of the room was a table where the fortune teller was sitting. Tatsuya sat down at the opposite side of the table.
“What do you need my help for?” The fortune teller asked Tatsuya.
Tatsuya blushed and looked down onto his hands.
“I-I'm in love with somebody and I want to know how...how I can make him fall for me!” Tatsuya stuttered
“I can't tell you how to make her fall for you, but maybe I can give you some advice!” the fortune teller said and took Tatsuya's right hand and looked onto it.
Tatsuya blushed at the “her” and waited patiently. Finally the fortune teller looked at him and smiled.
“If you ever have a problem ask a wise man for help! And don't worry too much, okay?”
*
The next morning, Tatsuya walked into the jimusho building, deep in thoughts. He wanted to do something, anything to make Ryo notice him. Maybe he could give him something? He had been thinking about that the whole morning, but he just couldn't think of anything. He was about to give up when he suddenly thought about the advice the fortune teller had given him the day before. A wise man! He thought. Where could he find a wise man? While he was thinking about that he ran into somebody. He looked up in surprise.
“Ueda-san! Good morning!” Chinen and Yamada greeted him in unison.
“Ah Chinen-kun, Yamada-kun! I'm sorry!” Tatsuya apologized.
“It's okay!” Yamada said. “What were you thinking about?”
“Nothing really.” Tatsuya said. “It's just...do you know a wise man?”
“Of course!” Chinen exclaimed happily “Ohno-san!”
He got immediately smacked by Yamada.
“Well maybe Sakurai Sho-san?” Yamada said.
“Sakurai.... “Tatsuya mumbled. “Thanks Yamada-kun!” he said and hurried off to look for Sho.
He found him inside the Arashi dressing room, accompanied by Aiba who was about to tell him something, super excited. Tatsuya shyly knocked on the door. Sho looked up and smiled when he saw Tatsuya.
“Ueda-kun! Come in!” Maybe he was happy to finally be saved from Aiba's nonstop talking.
“Um, Sakurai-kun?” Tatsuya asked “May I ask you a question?”
“Sure! Go ahead!” Sho said. But Tatsuya looked at Aiba, wanting him to leave the room.
“Aww… please Ueda-kun! I want to hear it, too!” Aiba pleaded until Tatsuya gave in and let him stay inside the room.
“Okay Ueda-kun!” Sho said. “What's your problem?”
“Ano... I mean...” Tatsuya blushed like hell. “I'm in love with Ryo and I want to find something to give him. But I can't think of anything.” he finally blurted out.
“Oh I see!” Sho said. “And why do you ask me for help?”
“Because someone...told me I should ask you!” Tatsuya said, blushing again.
“Okay then.” Sho said, smiling. “Let's think of something!”
“A pajama? A mirror? A poster of yourself? A drinking game? An advent calendar?” Aiba suggested excitedly.
Sho rolled his eyes.
“Aiba, please be serious!”
“I am serious!” Aiba pouted. “How about an umbrella? An Arashi DVD? A masque? A massage?
“Wait!” Tatsuya said. “A massage! That's good!”
“Really?” Aiba asked super happy. “Okay, let me show you how to do it!”
Tatsuya looked at him hesitating.
“Oh don't worry!” Sho said. “Aiba is really good at massaging!”
“Well, if you say so!” Tatsuya smiled at Sho and sat adverse to Sho to give Aiba access to his shoulders. Tatsuya had to admit that Aiba was indeed good at this. His hands were smoothing his skin and he felt his muscles relax.
At that very moment Ryo was passing by the open door and accidentally looked inside the room. And what did he see? That stupid Arashi idiot was massaging HIS not-always-so-secret crush! How does Aiba dare to touch him? Ryo was the only one who is allowed to touch him! Even if they aren't together!
It was the same time that Ryo was standing outside the door when Aiba pushed Tatsuya, who was completely relaxed under his touch a bit forward and made him fall onto Sho's lap. Sho quickly put his arms around him to prevent him from falling down.
“Oh, I'm sorry...” but he was cut off by Ryo who stormed into the room and grabbed Tatsuya by the arm, successfully pulling him away from Sho.
“Don't you ever dare to touch him again!” Ryo yelled and glared at the two Arashi members. Than he glared at Tatsuya before kissing him hard with all his might, tasting his sweet lips. Tatsuya on the other hand was too dazzled and surprised by that kiss that he kissed Ryo back without further thinking. He just drowned in the sensation of Ryo's tender lips and Ryo took the opportunity to start a hot making out session.
When Sho and Aiba saw this they immediately started to run away from the horny couple in front of them. But since Sho was covering Aiba's innocent eyes and Aiba was hiding Sho's innocent eyes, they didn't see the door frame. That's why they crashed into it with high speed. This caused a sudden incident of unconsciousness for Aiba and Sho and they fell to the floor, being completely ignored by the making out couple.
*
Everything was dark around him. He growled lowly and rubbed his hurting head with his hands. After a while he opened his eyes and was blended by the bright light in the room. Soon Sho's eyes got adjusted to the light and he noticed some people moving in the room... it were two of them he noticed finally. But...but...they were Ueda-kun and Nishikido-kun! And they were both half naked, kissing the hell out of each other! Sho looked Aiba, who had just woken up in the eyes and the two of them screamed in fear because of the two making out boys.
When Tatsuya heard them scream he suddenly came back from his dazzled dreamland. He looked at them and realized that he was making out in front of them! With Ryo! He joined the screaming grabbed his shirt and hid himself behind a nearby cupboard. Ryo needed a moment to realize why Tatsuya was gone. But when he got the reason, he walked over to the timid Arashi pair, a murderous look plastered on his face.
“You dare to interrupt hime and me???? Pay for it!” he attacked both and they struggled hard to get Ryo away from them. Luckily for Sho and Aiba Jun and Nino just entered the dressing room. They had heard the screams in the cafeteria downstairs and had immediately left to see what has happened. Ohno didn't hear anything and just stayed there, going on with eating. All together they managed to throw Ryo out of the door and lock it. But of course Ryo didn't leave it at that. He furiously banged at the door.
“Hey! Give me my hime back!!” he yelled.
Obviously all of Arashi had forgotten that Tatsuya was still hiding behind the cupboard.
“Do you want to go out to him?” Jun asked him.
Tatsuya was shocked.
“No!!” he said. “Ryo is so scary when he's angry! I'm sure he's angry with me!”
“He doesn't want to come out!” Jun shouted at Ryo, which was only causing Ryo to bang at the door even harder.
So, this was the day when Ryo tried to break down the Arashi dressing room door.
*
“Oh, Nishikido-kun!” Ohno said, still with food in his mouth. “Shall I help you to open the door?
Ryo grinned. “I would be glad Ohno-kun....”
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