Jealousy
Title: Jealousy
Pairing: Ryoda, Gackt/Hyde
Genre: crack...pure crack
Rating: PG-13
Beta: kat_h_chan (thanks for the compliments btw :P)
Summary: Gackt is jealous on Tetsu, Ryo is jealous on Gackt, Hyde is jealous on Tatsuya, Gackt is jealous on Tatsuya and Ryo is jealous on Hyde. That's all.
A/N: Please notice that I'm not responsible if you get harmed by the stupidity of this. ;)
A/N2: I hope you like it even though it's...weird? xD
One peaceful day in winter a certain Nakamaru Yuichi entered the building of the jimusho. He went straight to the dressing room, where he and his band always got ready for rehearsals, interviews and everything else they had to do. Yuichi was humming a little melody to himself as he passed various corridors, getting closer to his destination. Today was going to be a good day. There was nothing too stressful on the schedule, neither for him nor for KAT-TUN and all the problems they had in the past were already happily solved. Yes, Nakamaru Yuichi was a happy man that morning.
Until he came by the KAT-TUN dressing room and found his fellow band mates, namely Tanaka Koki, Kamenashi Kazuya and Taguchi Junnosuke standing outside of it, looking inside through a small crack of the door.
“Yo, what are you doing?” he asked his mates happily.
“Shhhhhhh!” came in unison from three guys. Kame was guiding him close and let him peek inside the room. What he saw made him literally gasp in surprise. The whole dressing room was decorated in red roses. There were at least 1000 of them all over the room. And in the middle of all those flowers sat Yuichi's last band Ueda Tatsuya. Before Yuichi could start to wonder about that, he spotted another guy in the room, close to Tatsuya. And that wasn't normal at all. What was THAT guy doing here?
“Gackt?????” Yuichi screamed as he pulled back from the door.
Another unison “shhhhhh” followed his scream.
“Yes, it is Gackt!” Taguchi pointed out and earned a smack from Yuichi for it.
“I can see that! What is he doing here?” This time he earned a unison shrug.
“We don't know!” Kame said.
“He has already been here before we entered and told us not to enter the room.” Koki added.
“Only Tat-chan is allowed to go inside!” Taguchi remarked.
“HUH???” Yuichi couldn't say that he understood a single thing that was going on right now.
“Oi, what are you guys doing?”
The four KAT-TUN members turned around.
“Nishikido!”Yuichi said.
Nishikido Ryo was walking down the corridor ever so coolly.
“Why are you guys standing in front of your dressing room and not going in? Are you stupid or something?”
“It's occupied.” Kame said while they were trying to prevent Koki from killing Ryo for the “stupid”-part.
“Occupied? Why the hell should it be occupied? By who?” Ryo asked a little confused already. The other four guys dragged him to peek through the door, too.
“What the hell?? Why are that Gackt-wannabe and Gackt in there? And why Gackt?? And why roses?? What are they doing??”
KAT-T_N had a really hard time to prevent Ryo from storming inside the room.
“We don't know!” Kame said.
“He has already been here before we entered and told us not to enter the room.” Koki added.
“Only Tat-chan is allowed-”
“That's enough!” Ryo cut Taguchi off. Nishikido Ryo couldn't say that he understood a single thing that was going on right now.
Apparently nobody on the corridor knew what was going on at all.
**
It had been the day before in another building somewhere in Tokyo.
“You, have you seen Hyde anywhere?”
You looked at Gackt, frowning at the dark look in his eyes.
“No I didn't...the last time I saw him he was practicing with his band.”
Gackt stormed out of the room without another word. About half a second later he arrived at the room where L'arc~en~ciel had been practicing that day. But he only met a confused Ken there.
“Where is Hyde?” Gackt yelled.
“Uhm...dunno?” Ken answered calmly. “I think he left with Tetsu.”
That was indeed not an answer to calm Gackt down. He stormed back, willing to let You bare with his bad mood.
“He always goes out with Tetsu!” Gackt complained.
“Why not?” You answered, a little annoyed already. “As far as I know the two of them are best friends, right?”
“But that's too much even for best friends! They behave as if they were dating!” Gackt pouted.
“Well...maybe they are? I mean it's not like Hyde is your property. The two of you aren't dating or something.” You stopped and glanced at Gackt's now very dark aura. “Are you jealous?”
“Jealous?? Right, I need to make him jealous!” Gackt took out his cell phone. “I know someone who can help me.” he mumbled. “And I need some roses.”
**
Back to present, back in the jimusho. In front of KAT-TUN's dressing room now five people were discussing about what was going on inside.
“We have to work. We can't just let them stay there flirting.” Kame said.
“I know, but I don't know what we can do...I think Gackt is kinda...scary?” Taguchi insisted.
“Oh my, you guys are really having no balls at all!” Ryo complained loudly.
“Why are you even still here?” Koki snapped he was obviously still angry with Ryo.
“Well, we need to get Tat... your dressing room back, right?” Ryo said quickly and the other four guys nodded.
In that very moment the dressing room door opened and Gackt and Tatsuya came out.
“Who-what are you doing?” Kame asked carefully.
Tatsuya turned around and flashed his brightest smile at the group.
“He's taking me out for a walk, ne? See you!” And the both of them walked away happily hand in hand.
“Could somebody please tell me what is going on here?” Nakamaru asked massaging his own head. “I don't get it.” Yes, Nakamaru Yuichi was quite stressed that day.
But when all of them thought that they could finally enter their dressing room (except from Ryo who was, for some reason boiling with anger) more things happened that none of them would have ever imagined.
“Where is he????” Somebody yelled along the corridor and stormed by the dumbfounded KAT-T_N plus Ryo and went inside their dressing room.
“Wait?? Is that...Hyde?” Koki asked dumbfounded.
“I think so...I always thought he was taller.” Ryo mumbled slowly.
That moment Hyde came out of the room with a large pout. “I heard that!” He looked up at Ryo and the pout grew bigger. “I should have taken the plateau shoes.” he mumbled. He looked at all of the KAT-TUN members around him.
“You told me that Gacchan brought all those flowers for that Ueda guy, right? Why did he do that?” Even though Hyde was very small his gaze was somewhat frightening.
“We don't know!” Kame said.
“He has already been here before we entered and told us not to enter the room.” Koki added.
“Only Tat-chan was allowed-”
“That's enough!” Hyde growled. “I need to find them!”
“You're right! We definitively have to find them!” Ryo nodded eagerly, producing a nice HUH??? look on Hyde's face.
“Uhm well...okay then, let's go find them!” Hyde said somewhat unsure.
“Tatsuya said that they were going out for a walk.” Koki said carefully.
“Okay, we will find them!” Hyde exclaimed and dragged Ryo with him.
“Could somebody PLEASE tell me what is going on here?” Nakamaru asked massaging his own head once more. “I still don't get it.”
**
In the end KAT-T_N decided to wait inside their dressing room to see what was going to happen next.
“Maybe we should get those...tons of flowers out of the way?” Kame asked.
“Is that okay?” Taguchi sounded doubtful. “I mean they are from Gackt and I don't know if he's okay with that. You know I find him really scary.” he shivered.
Kame glared at him. “Is this crazy day going crazier by every second?” he sighed loudly.
A second later loud voices could be heard from outside the room.
“Tetsu, I have never been here either. And I don't know where he went. You know he stormed out the practice room without a word after You told him about THAT.”
“I know. But we need him back for practice, Ken. We have a live next week.”
Nakamaru turned to Kame. “Yes, I think it is. But I wonder how much crazier it can possibly get.”
KAT-T_N headed out of the dressing room only to find L'arc~en~ciel's Ken and Tetsu arguing outside.
“What's going on here?” Koki asked, confusion written all over his face.
“We need to get Hyde back.” Tetsu said. “We have to practice and You said that he possibly went here. Have any of you guys seen him?”
They looked at each other. “Uh...yes.” Kame said. “He went away with Nishikido to search for Tat-chan and Gackt.”
Ken and Tetsu sighed deeply. “Okay, there's no way to get him back when he's after Gackt.” Would you mind if we'd wait here until he comes back?”
“No, that's fine!” Taguchi answered and soon after 6 confused men were sitting inside KAT-TUN's dressing room.
**
About half an hour later something new happened. Something that was at least equally crazy compared to the rest of that day. Something that made Nakamaru Yuichi wonder how that beautiful winter's day could ever turn into such a mess.
Tatsuya was walking back into the dressing room, holding hands with a bright smiling Hyde and slumped himself down on a couch. Hyde was almost immediately crawling onto his lap. The two of them were followed by a completely shocked looking Gackt and a Nishikido Ryo, whose face was clearly showing a mixture of confusion and amazingly pure anger.
“Nishikido, WHAT is going on here???” Koki asked as Ryo sat down next to him, pouting.
“I don't know. We found the two of them after a long time of searching, but once we had them that stupid midg-” Tetsu's hand was quickly covering Ryo's mouth.
“Don't say it! I don't feel like dealing with an angry Hyde right now!” he warned.
“Okay, okay!” Ryo growled. “Well, once we found them HE was clinging to Tatsuya and started flirting with him all the time!”
Ryo was interrupted by a soft purr from Hyde's mouth. He had pressed himself close to Tatsuya's body and made small noises of appreciation as Tatsuya carefully ruffled his hair and caressed his back. Then Tatsuya's hands wandered down to Hyde's ass and squeezed him short but forcefully, electing a wonderful throaty moan from Hyde's lips.
“Okay, no, enough is enough!” Ryo yelled and stormed over to the couch and literally kicked Hyde off Tatsuya's lap.
“Ouch!” Hyde whined and rubbed his hurting ass as Ryo sat himself down on Hyde's previous place.
“Now stop touching that...GUY!” Ryo yelled at Tatsuya. “You are only allowed to touch me and I'm the only one who can touch you!” he declared and claimed Tatsuya's mouth in a heated kiss.
“Uhm...you're right, Ryo.” Tatsuya murmured, leaving Ryo stunned.
“If you know that, what was all this for?” he stuttered.
“Well Ryo-chan. Gacchan here said he needed to make Hyde jealous because he was spending too much time with Tetsu over there and he asked if I could help him. I said yes, because I knew that you'd become jealous, too and finally get brave enough to get things into action, right?” Tatsuya flashed his brightest smile at Ryo.
“Oh, you and your ways...” Ryo mumbled and continued ravishing his new boyfriend.
Right behind him Hyde was getting on his feet and jumped over on Gackt's lap.
“I knew you wanted to make me jealous Gacchan! So Tatsuya helped me to pay it back to you!” he grinned. “But now you are allowed to kiss me and declare your never dying love to me, okay?”
Of course Gackt didn't need to be told twice and as there were now to pairs in the room making out, the rest of KAT-TUN and L'arc decided to leave them. Just as they were outside Ryo and Tatsuya followed them.
“We didn't want to stay in a room with old men making out!” Ryo declared. “We're gonna go to Kanjani's dressing room.” And he dragged Tatsuya with him.
“Oi! I heard that!” they heard Hyde yell, but he seemed to be distracted from thoughts of him being old or small rather quickly.
“Well, now that our room is...occupied, how about going to eat something?” Kame suggested and all of them agreed. So in the end Nakamaru Yuichi thought that ending strange things with a good meal is always a nice idea.
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Okay maybe I should explain a bit where this comes from.
Well it's all because I have this:
And having this gave ma an extrem Hyde-flash. That resulted in me reading various Gackt/Hyde fics. And because my mind is strange I ended up mixing them with Ryoda...well this is the result...I hope you enjoyed reading! <3
Pairing: Ryoda, Gackt/Hyde
Genre: crack...pure crack
Rating: PG-13
Beta: kat_h_chan (thanks for the compliments btw :P)
Summary: Gackt is jealous on Tetsu, Ryo is jealous on Gackt, Hyde is jealous on Tatsuya, Gackt is jealous on Tatsuya and Ryo is jealous on Hyde. That's all.
A/N: Please notice that I'm not responsible if you get harmed by the stupidity of this. ;)
A/N2: I hope you like it even though it's...weird? xD
One peaceful day in winter a certain Nakamaru Yuichi entered the building of the jimusho. He went straight to the dressing room, where he and his band always got ready for rehearsals, interviews and everything else they had to do. Yuichi was humming a little melody to himself as he passed various corridors, getting closer to his destination. Today was going to be a good day. There was nothing too stressful on the schedule, neither for him nor for KAT-TUN and all the problems they had in the past were already happily solved. Yes, Nakamaru Yuichi was a happy man that morning.
Until he came by the KAT-TUN dressing room and found his fellow band mates, namely Tanaka Koki, Kamenashi Kazuya and Taguchi Junnosuke standing outside of it, looking inside through a small crack of the door.
“Yo, what are you doing?” he asked his mates happily.
“Shhhhhhh!” came in unison from three guys. Kame was guiding him close and let him peek inside the room. What he saw made him literally gasp in surprise. The whole dressing room was decorated in red roses. There were at least 1000 of them all over the room. And in the middle of all those flowers sat Yuichi's last band Ueda Tatsuya. Before Yuichi could start to wonder about that, he spotted another guy in the room, close to Tatsuya. And that wasn't normal at all. What was THAT guy doing here?
“Gackt?????” Yuichi screamed as he pulled back from the door.
Another unison “shhhhhh” followed his scream.
“Yes, it is Gackt!” Taguchi pointed out and earned a smack from Yuichi for it.
“I can see that! What is he doing here?” This time he earned a unison shrug.
“We don't know!” Kame said.
“He has already been here before we entered and told us not to enter the room.” Koki added.
“Only Tat-chan is allowed to go inside!” Taguchi remarked.
“HUH???” Yuichi couldn't say that he understood a single thing that was going on right now.
“Oi, what are you guys doing?”
The four KAT-TUN members turned around.
“Nishikido!”Yuichi said.
Nishikido Ryo was walking down the corridor ever so coolly.
“Why are you guys standing in front of your dressing room and not going in? Are you stupid or something?”
“It's occupied.” Kame said while they were trying to prevent Koki from killing Ryo for the “stupid”-part.
“Occupied? Why the hell should it be occupied? By who?” Ryo asked a little confused already. The other four guys dragged him to peek through the door, too.
“What the hell?? Why are that Gackt-wannabe and Gackt in there? And why Gackt?? And why roses?? What are they doing??”
KAT-T_N had a really hard time to prevent Ryo from storming inside the room.
“We don't know!” Kame said.
“He has already been here before we entered and told us not to enter the room.” Koki added.
“Only Tat-chan is allowed-”
“That's enough!” Ryo cut Taguchi off. Nishikido Ryo couldn't say that he understood a single thing that was going on right now.
Apparently nobody on the corridor knew what was going on at all.
**
It had been the day before in another building somewhere in Tokyo.
“You, have you seen Hyde anywhere?”
You looked at Gackt, frowning at the dark look in his eyes.
“No I didn't...the last time I saw him he was practicing with his band.”
Gackt stormed out of the room without another word. About half a second later he arrived at the room where L'arc~en~ciel had been practicing that day. But he only met a confused Ken there.
“Where is Hyde?” Gackt yelled.
“Uhm...dunno?” Ken answered calmly. “I think he left with Tetsu.”
That was indeed not an answer to calm Gackt down. He stormed back, willing to let You bare with his bad mood.
“He always goes out with Tetsu!” Gackt complained.
“Why not?” You answered, a little annoyed already. “As far as I know the two of them are best friends, right?”
“But that's too much even for best friends! They behave as if they were dating!” Gackt pouted.
“Well...maybe they are? I mean it's not like Hyde is your property. The two of you aren't dating or something.” You stopped and glanced at Gackt's now very dark aura. “Are you jealous?”
“Jealous?? Right, I need to make him jealous!” Gackt took out his cell phone. “I know someone who can help me.” he mumbled. “And I need some roses.”
**
Back to present, back in the jimusho. In front of KAT-TUN's dressing room now five people were discussing about what was going on inside.
“We have to work. We can't just let them stay there flirting.” Kame said.
“I know, but I don't know what we can do...I think Gackt is kinda...scary?” Taguchi insisted.
“Oh my, you guys are really having no balls at all!” Ryo complained loudly.
“Why are you even still here?” Koki snapped he was obviously still angry with Ryo.
“Well, we need to get Tat... your dressing room back, right?” Ryo said quickly and the other four guys nodded.
In that very moment the dressing room door opened and Gackt and Tatsuya came out.
“Who-what are you doing?” Kame asked carefully.
Tatsuya turned around and flashed his brightest smile at the group.
“He's taking me out for a walk, ne? See you!” And the both of them walked away happily hand in hand.
“Could somebody please tell me what is going on here?” Nakamaru asked massaging his own head. “I don't get it.” Yes, Nakamaru Yuichi was quite stressed that day.
But when all of them thought that they could finally enter their dressing room (except from Ryo who was, for some reason boiling with anger) more things happened that none of them would have ever imagined.
“Where is he????” Somebody yelled along the corridor and stormed by the dumbfounded KAT-T_N plus Ryo and went inside their dressing room.
“Wait?? Is that...Hyde?” Koki asked dumbfounded.
“I think so...I always thought he was taller.” Ryo mumbled slowly.
That moment Hyde came out of the room with a large pout. “I heard that!” He looked up at Ryo and the pout grew bigger. “I should have taken the plateau shoes.” he mumbled. He looked at all of the KAT-TUN members around him.
“You told me that Gacchan brought all those flowers for that Ueda guy, right? Why did he do that?” Even though Hyde was very small his gaze was somewhat frightening.
“We don't know!” Kame said.
“He has already been here before we entered and told us not to enter the room.” Koki added.
“Only Tat-chan was allowed-”
“That's enough!” Hyde growled. “I need to find them!”
“You're right! We definitively have to find them!” Ryo nodded eagerly, producing a nice HUH??? look on Hyde's face.
“Uhm well...okay then, let's go find them!” Hyde said somewhat unsure.
“Tatsuya said that they were going out for a walk.” Koki said carefully.
“Okay, we will find them!” Hyde exclaimed and dragged Ryo with him.
“Could somebody PLEASE tell me what is going on here?” Nakamaru asked massaging his own head once more. “I still don't get it.”
**
In the end KAT-T_N decided to wait inside their dressing room to see what was going to happen next.
“Maybe we should get those...tons of flowers out of the way?” Kame asked.
“Is that okay?” Taguchi sounded doubtful. “I mean they are from Gackt and I don't know if he's okay with that. You know I find him really scary.” he shivered.
Kame glared at him. “Is this crazy day going crazier by every second?” he sighed loudly.
A second later loud voices could be heard from outside the room.
“Tetsu, I have never been here either. And I don't know where he went. You know he stormed out the practice room without a word after You told him about THAT.”
“I know. But we need him back for practice, Ken. We have a live next week.”
Nakamaru turned to Kame. “Yes, I think it is. But I wonder how much crazier it can possibly get.”
KAT-T_N headed out of the dressing room only to find L'arc~en~ciel's Ken and Tetsu arguing outside.
“What's going on here?” Koki asked, confusion written all over his face.
“We need to get Hyde back.” Tetsu said. “We have to practice and You said that he possibly went here. Have any of you guys seen him?”
They looked at each other. “Uh...yes.” Kame said. “He went away with Nishikido to search for Tat-chan and Gackt.”
Ken and Tetsu sighed deeply. “Okay, there's no way to get him back when he's after Gackt.” Would you mind if we'd wait here until he comes back?”
“No, that's fine!” Taguchi answered and soon after 6 confused men were sitting inside KAT-TUN's dressing room.
**
About half an hour later something new happened. Something that was at least equally crazy compared to the rest of that day. Something that made Nakamaru Yuichi wonder how that beautiful winter's day could ever turn into such a mess.
Tatsuya was walking back into the dressing room, holding hands with a bright smiling Hyde and slumped himself down on a couch. Hyde was almost immediately crawling onto his lap. The two of them were followed by a completely shocked looking Gackt and a Nishikido Ryo, whose face was clearly showing a mixture of confusion and amazingly pure anger.
“Nishikido, WHAT is going on here???” Koki asked as Ryo sat down next to him, pouting.
“I don't know. We found the two of them after a long time of searching, but once we had them that stupid midg-” Tetsu's hand was quickly covering Ryo's mouth.
“Don't say it! I don't feel like dealing with an angry Hyde right now!” he warned.
“Okay, okay!” Ryo growled. “Well, once we found them HE was clinging to Tatsuya and started flirting with him all the time!”
Ryo was interrupted by a soft purr from Hyde's mouth. He had pressed himself close to Tatsuya's body and made small noises of appreciation as Tatsuya carefully ruffled his hair and caressed his back. Then Tatsuya's hands wandered down to Hyde's ass and squeezed him short but forcefully, electing a wonderful throaty moan from Hyde's lips.
“Okay, no, enough is enough!” Ryo yelled and stormed over to the couch and literally kicked Hyde off Tatsuya's lap.
“Ouch!” Hyde whined and rubbed his hurting ass as Ryo sat himself down on Hyde's previous place.
“Now stop touching that...GUY!” Ryo yelled at Tatsuya. “You are only allowed to touch me and I'm the only one who can touch you!” he declared and claimed Tatsuya's mouth in a heated kiss.
“Uhm...you're right, Ryo.” Tatsuya murmured, leaving Ryo stunned.
“If you know that, what was all this for?” he stuttered.
“Well Ryo-chan. Gacchan here said he needed to make Hyde jealous because he was spending too much time with Tetsu over there and he asked if I could help him. I said yes, because I knew that you'd become jealous, too and finally get brave enough to get things into action, right?” Tatsuya flashed his brightest smile at Ryo.
“Oh, you and your ways...” Ryo mumbled and continued ravishing his new boyfriend.
Right behind him Hyde was getting on his feet and jumped over on Gackt's lap.
“I knew you wanted to make me jealous Gacchan! So Tatsuya helped me to pay it back to you!” he grinned. “But now you are allowed to kiss me and declare your never dying love to me, okay?”
Of course Gackt didn't need to be told twice and as there were now to pairs in the room making out, the rest of KAT-TUN and L'arc decided to leave them. Just as they were outside Ryo and Tatsuya followed them.
“We didn't want to stay in a room with old men making out!” Ryo declared. “We're gonna go to Kanjani's dressing room.” And he dragged Tatsuya with him.
“Oi! I heard that!” they heard Hyde yell, but he seemed to be distracted from thoughts of him being old or small rather quickly.
“Well, now that our room is...occupied, how about going to eat something?” Kame suggested and all of them agreed. So in the end Nakamaru Yuichi thought that ending strange things with a good meal is always a nice idea.
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Okay maybe I should explain a bit where this comes from.
Well it's all because I have this:
And having this gave ma an extrem Hyde-flash. That resulted in me reading various Gackt/Hyde fics. And because my mind is strange I ended up mixing them with Ryoda...well this is the result...I hope you enjoyed reading! <3