I never did do anything resembling a normal intro post in this journal. It just sort of popped up and died in the ashes of Botcon and neverweres and my job screwing me repeatedly. But now I've been halfway demoted by my new boss, which means I'm less motivated to work twelve hour days and constantly check my blackberry. As soon as he arrived, I devolved into a regular old nine to fiver.
Which means I have more free time. Sort of. I'm
konora's heterosexual life partner, a.k.a. roommate. And believe me, caring for a troll like that takes a lot of work and cookies. I have four different bags of sugar in my pantry now. Perhaps that will appease the beast.
Mostly, I'm posting because I was prodded by her. Suspiciously close to the anon meme I heard some shit about. She implies that I should be more active in the fandom and actually do things with art that I never use anymore. Secretly, I suspect she read all that drama about how the funnest group I've seen in this fandom are a bunch of trolls and went, 'they're practically nice compared to you! These people need to see what a real troll looks like!'
I think she also wants me to be over here in the fandom space with her and burn everyone else's minds instead of just hers with talk of blushing daleks and Megatron's dreads.
But enough of that. I will now see how I may portray my personality with only pictures already on my photobucket account.
Hai Guiz, my name is Juu and I'm supposed to be part of the fandom but I'm about 200% useless for anything other than herpderp editing and putting Skywarp's head on a drinking college frat boy for srs icon application.
I live with
konora and am here to confirm to all of the internet that yes, she looks like every bit of troll you think she is. Just look at that face. I have to blindfold myself to take her home to meet my parents and pray that she doesn't shoop da whoop and destroy everything I've ever loved.
Sometimes, I do things on the internets, which I'm pretty sure look like this.
Or this.
I originally got into Transformers after I had some sort of PTSD reaction to the new BAYVERSE movie remembering things from my childhood and going into a froth in the dark.
Daddy told me that Starscream was an ok guy. Why did you lie, daddy.
Somehow it's become about seekers having road races when they get really drunk on high grade.
Or have whorish mating courtship displays*
Also about Thundercracker's emo tears.
I took art seriously once. Now it's all food and Tori's Rovorons icon and Ka'on slut seekers.
Only Leozack approves.
*I did say I lived with Kon, after all.