I thought this would be amusing...and I was not disappointed

[joulaim]

1. Which came first.. the chicken or the egg?

The chicken. I saw it.

2. Do you still think I'm an asshole?

Sometimes yes...but you're getting better.

3. If you were single would you finally let me seduce you into having the best night of your pathetic little life?

If I were single I might be persuaded into granting you an evening of sex you'll never forget. If you could show me something new, I just might grant more out of gratitude.

4. Did you know that on occasion your hair looks gray?

You mean...on occasion it doesn't?

5. Fill in the blank : Orange is to rainbow, as Sasha is to ____

Sex. Just another color, if a bit more glaring and in-your-face than others.

Now for the fun part:

1. Leave me a comment saying, 'Interview me'.
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. Update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. Include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.