10 sudden enlightenments about my state of life.
1. My sarcastic humour seems to have left me for good. I am no longer funny.
2. I seem to have lost the ability to make small talk. Or perhaps i never did have it. The thing is, it's a rather important skill in life.
3. Vocabulary is down the drain. The need to memorize an entire thesaurus has arised.
4. Putting sentences together to sound good was a past talent. I can't even think of any word to replace "putting"
5. Fashion sense has deteriorated. No longer dress well. Sigh.
6. Male attention towards me also seem to have decreased dramatically.
7. For the first time in my life, my birthday passed by without much ado. AND I didn't care. Ah, the wonders of growing up.
8. I feel out of place everywhere. Literally. Except in my room, but then i spend too much time out of it.
9. My bag was snatched by some guy in a motorcycle. He carelessly dropped it and i went and picked it up. Now i am afraid of all motorcyclists but would suggest that snatch-thieves get more training before trying to commit the perfect crime.
10. I realised that I'm a very unsociable person. I would like to make more friends, but because of my inability to make small talk i cant seem to click with anyone not in my frequency. Like they can't tune into me.
2. I seem to have lost the ability to make small talk. Or perhaps i never did have it. The thing is, it's a rather important skill in life.
3. Vocabulary is down the drain. The need to memorize an entire thesaurus has arised.
4. Putting sentences together to sound good was a past talent. I can't even think of any word to replace "putting"
5. Fashion sense has deteriorated. No longer dress well. Sigh.
6. Male attention towards me also seem to have decreased dramatically.
7. For the first time in my life, my birthday passed by without much ado. AND I didn't care. Ah, the wonders of growing up.
8. I feel out of place everywhere. Literally. Except in my room, but then i spend too much time out of it.
9. My bag was snatched by some guy in a motorcycle. He carelessly dropped it and i went and picked it up. Now i am afraid of all motorcyclists but would suggest that snatch-thieves get more training before trying to commit the perfect crime.
10. I realised that I'm a very unsociable person. I would like to make more friends, but because of my inability to make small talk i cant seem to click with anyone not in my frequency. Like they can't tune into me.