lucero 9.4
ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS because there's absolutely nothing overly exciting about this update besides the fact that there's attractive teenagers and also um halfway through pictures get bigger because I changed how I edit photos a little.
Look who grew up and I let return from boarding school! ヽ(´ー`)ﾉ
Jace and Eva. Jace, yes, Jace. He still exists. He is alive, for those of you that forgot.
I needed a break from the hectic life at home so I left the kids and Boo behind and to France we go!
Did dad just seriously ditch us all on a moped?
Augustus: You snooze, you lose, suckers!
Poor Maddox was feeling ill for hours :( but he still participated in activities
future nectar addict i can feel it already
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Nolan: My god, these grapes are superb. I could never find fruit of this specimen with such prime ripeness back in Sunset Shores.. Oh, the things I will do with these grapes…
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and ofc bailey went off on her own.
(wtf why are you all getting sick)
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Should’ve kept this one in boarding school for a while longer..
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Bailey: What do you mean you don’t have this month’s issue of Vogue?!
I have no idea what in the hell this heathen is complaining about.
Jace: Hey, guys look! I found a secret door!
Eva: Oh, bother. Mom just peed herself..
Jace: Do you all seriously care about mom peeing herself more than this secret door?
Maddox: Our family is an embarrassment. I’ll go with you, dude.
Jace: I found another door over here, Maddox.
Maddox: That’s cool and all, but look at this painting. It’s really speaking to me, you know?
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Diving in this well was basically the only adventure-related thing Eva did lol. She mostly just read in cafes the entire trip.
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Maddox: Damn. We don’t have that key we need to get through.
Jace: Yeah, I guess we’ll just have to give up..
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Nolan: How about we scratch “woohoo in a foreign country” off of our bucket lists?
Augustus: Sounds awesome.
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OH HAI THIS IS WHERE I STARTED EDITING A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY SO IGNORE THE SIZE DIFFERENCE
Seriously, all these three did on the vacation was fish. I sold probably fifty frogs.
Maddox: Look, I caught another one!
Eva: We’re going to smell like frogs for weeks..
my precious ♥
oh, bailey. i’m going to miss your cute little face :c
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I think his face is perpetually stuck like that. It’s the only look he ever gives the camera.
Jace is the only one that has any interest or talent in adventuring. The rest of the family just likes squishing grapes.
Jace: I really hope I don’t die in here. They’d never find my body.
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The girls didn’t even bother getting out of their pajamas on the last day -_-
Bailey: Damnit! Is this the best you can catch, fishing pole? Hell no!
Eva: Oh, dear, her tongue has been testy lately..
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My favorite part of France is the town center it's so cute ｡◕‿◕｡
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Although the poor child kept falling, she did find out how fun making nectar is.
Future alcoholics, this generation, I swear.
nothing like spending your early morning in france jogging the countryside
you thought you'd get through an update of mine without scenery spam of some sorts
hah
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One thing was brought back from France, though. This is the new family pet snail, Perry.
.. Although Perry no longer exists because my game started to slow down a wee bit so I uninstalled WA.
I redid the house a bit because of an overload of funds. Next is the backyard..
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Every night I can hear this night owl squeaking his toy while the family is asleep and it’s adorable
I had to stop letting these two play chess together. Despite having a higher logic level, Augustus always lost to Nolan and their relationship was suffering because of it -_-
Nolan: So why don’t we go try out the new-
Augustus: Yes. I’m flattered you asked.
Stop tainting things I buy for the children ;~;
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Lacking the cojones to actually talk to the girl from the kissing booth, Maddox just wrote her a love letter.
Maddox: Oh, my sweet not-really-love-but-how-cool-would-that-be
Maddox: Bailey can’t call me a pushover now, can she?
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Finished with his job of tainting the kids’ freaking treehouse, Augustus just plays chess online so he doesn’t end up destroying his damn relationship with his wife over a game.
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Callie's a cutie. She just keeps to herself and paints and reads a lot.
kids leaning up onto their tippy toes on stoole is so cuuttee ;-;
hell i'm 17 and i still use a stool in the kitchen to get in our kitchen cabinets
can you imagine this mess every day three times a day
ten sims fighting over food is terrifying
i'm sorry i'm just really proud of this corner of the house lol
Once again, Boo was threatened by dirty dishes.
Boo: First the macaroni, now the plate. I can't handle this. I'm a family lovin' dog, not a fighter. Master, help me.
IDK WHAT IT IS BUT THIS JUST LOOKS SO RIDICULOUS LOOK AT THE RANDOM BUNDLES OF BANANAS
REAL BANANAS TREES DON'T LOOK SO RIDICULOUS
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Of course, Augustus was on a treatment call at the park (which ruins his performance, btw. Angers me to no end).
Townie: S-sir, not to be rude, but are you qualified for this?
Augustus: Not at all. They throw out the closest guy in a lab coat out here. Hell, one time it was our janitor, Ernesto. That got messy real fast.
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okay goodbye lovelies and thank you for reading. i think this update is kind of boring because i was bored and burned out on the family while playing, so.. yeah. but next update will be more exciting because i have plans, you guys. i got stuff and things i'm doing with the fam'. thanks for reading and always been there you guys are awesome and ily all ♥