whatever they offer you don't feed the plants

[jossish]

It's things like this that make me have a problem with tentacles. THEY HAVE FANGS. TINY FANGS.

Comments

[cabbagemedley]

BAHAHAHAHA

Perhaps when I walk up the aisle I will have a bouquet of tentacles, and you can be a bridesmaid after all so that you can hold them for me while I do the thing.

[jossish]

If you have tentacles anywhere, I am just plain Not Coming. Waaaaaargh.

[cabbagemedley]

Is this the moment to tell you about Owl's tentacle tie? It's very tasteful, honest.

[jossish]

Oh no I appear to be very unavoidably busy for all the rest of my life! Have a good wedding!

[phonemonkey]

Cool!

[jossish]

TINY FANGS.

[tenlegspider]

I thought they'd given Jessica a Horrible Mention. My version is better.

[jossish]

Everyone on the internet knws everyone else! Madness. Is yours better because you Photoshopped the fangs away?

[tenlegspider]

I don't know anyone in that competition and didn't submit an entry, I just read it as "horrible mention" in both instances and thought that was better than the honourable mention.

[jossish]

That'll teach me to read lj too early in the morning. Reading comprehension are hard.

[jossish]

YES EXACTLY THANK YOU