I'm as freaky as freaks get, I pee on cats!

[joshysquashy]

Gather around the campfire kids, its time for Captain Josh's storytime!!! This story is a scary one boys and girls because its real and it happend to somebody you know. Me.

So without further ado...

I just got home from work on Friday and I had to pee like it was going out of style. I kick off my shoes and head straight to the procelain piss pot *alliterationed!!!*. I am in the middle of pissing when, all of a sudden, my cat jumps in the toilet. For a split second, I am pissing on my cat's head. I am then flooded with a mix of emotions.

1. Joy - I don't get my jollies off of pissing on cats, but I did realize how funny the situation was.
2. Frustration - The cat is always doing stupid things, case in point.
3. Anger - I now have to chase down my cat and give him a bath and CATS LOVE WATER!!!

I grab the piss-soaked little kitty after I finished up and threw him in the bathtub. I turn on the water and the cat goes absolutely apeshit. For the next few minutes I listen to the cat make the most godawful noises while I wash all of my piss from his fur.

This is how my weekend begins.

Yay!