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Oct 24, 2006 00:52

Announcement sent from the Government Of the Face of Joshua Bullen to one Mr. James R. Freckle, October 23rd, 2006

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Dear Mr. Freckle,
Your sudden existance and residancy upon our territory has been brought to our attention by numerous accounts from our reconnasaince department, as well as several complaints from the citizen's of Joshua Bullen's face. This immediate apparation of your being has not been taken lightly, Mr. Freckle.
As you know, The Government of the Face of Joshua Bullen is very proud to be one of the only government's of its type to offer an open ended application process for Freckles, pockmarks, and other such beautytraits to take up residency on the vast range that is The Face of Joshua Bullen. However, your appearance was NOT cleared by the immigration office, and no forms were ever recieved. Had you visited the application office (hours available at our website) you would have been able to recieve the neccesary paperwork, filled out the neccesary information, and then resubmitted your forms. They would then have been processed by the department, and your confirmation of intended residency would have been communicated to you within four to six weeks. However, due to your blatant misuse of the system, and your completly lawless arrival, we ask that you vacate the premises immediatly before the PPJB (Pore Police of Joshua Bullen) are dispatched to be sure of your complete and final removal from our wonderful land! The location you have unlawfully claimed (co-ordinates: a smidgeon to the right of Joshua's Face's Nose) have been on reserve for a special client for 17 years now, and will not be taken by some vandal such as yourself.
Sincerely
Simon K. Wallows,
Department of Justice and Fairitude,
The Government of The Face of Joshua Bullen.

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I found a new freckle on my face. what the fuck man.
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