It seems that nobody likes my car these days
Im going to make it real easy for everyone.
You do not have to look anymore.
All of your worries are over.
From now on i am going to paint a target on my car, and believe me this is to help you out.
- seriously in the past month my car has been hit three times. All three of these occurences happened when i was in school learning, asleep in my bed, or at work working.
The first time i was at home sleeping very comfortably in my bed, so comforable in fact that when i awoke to do erands the next day some genious put a nice big dent in my driver-side door. I looked at it and said "wow, this is nice. It's ok josh At least the person who hit you has some damage to there car and you sure do hope it is a nice car. But now whenever i look at my car from a distance and the sun hits the door it looks like a black hole is sucking up my car, im like hey leave my car alone.
The second time I was at work, working, 5 o'clock hits and im like "time to make this place a memory", like usual when i get to the parking lot i notice some scrapes on my rear bumper. I was too tired to even care. It wasnt so bad i mean sometimes she doesn't start when its cold. so now that it kinda looks like it fell down some stairs w/ a machete through the head in a wheelchair(friday the 13th II)
This brings me to the most recent happening, earlier today i was at school, learning until classes were through for the day, life was good spirits were high due to the fact I found out my grades mid-way through the semester are A's and B's. So im floating into the parking lot. When i get 20 feet to my car my jaw drops and i notice, it looked as if someone backed into the front of my car going 50mph, the front of my car has no internal problems, luckily. but I cant turn on the lights without them criss-crossing each other. Asians why do you have the best fashion. "Whoa, whoa. You better watch what you say about my car. She's real sensitive"
come on guys i cant help the fact that you don't like my car, i can't change how she looks, all i do is drive her from point a to point b, sometimes dropping off at point c. But due to the fact The Democrats now hold majority in the house and Deval Patrick won Governer and question one was voted no!Somehow everything's going to be ok. i do not care if it looks like one giant accident, as long as it drives.
Michael Cunningham: Your mother and I have decided to buy you a new car.
Arnie Cunningham: [to his mother] That's what everyone wants isn't it? Well, fuck you. I'm going to fix up Christine.
[walks away, his dad gets up and confronts him and grabs him by the shoulder]
Michael Cunningham: Listen, mister me and your mother have take disrespect from you once too many times! Now, you go in there and apologize right now!
Arnie Cunningham: [Grabs him by the neck] Keep your mitts off me, motherfucker! I hittin' the sack.
[walks upstairs]
You do not have to look anymore.
All of your worries are over.
From now on i am going to paint a target on my car, and believe me this is to help you out.
- seriously in the past month my car has been hit three times. All three of these occurences happened when i was in school learning, asleep in my bed, or at work working.
The first time i was at home sleeping very comfortably in my bed, so comforable in fact that when i awoke to do erands the next day some genious put a nice big dent in my driver-side door. I looked at it and said "wow, this is nice. It's ok josh At least the person who hit you has some damage to there car and you sure do hope it is a nice car. But now whenever i look at my car from a distance and the sun hits the door it looks like a black hole is sucking up my car, im like hey leave my car alone.
The second time I was at work, working, 5 o'clock hits and im like "time to make this place a memory", like usual when i get to the parking lot i notice some scrapes on my rear bumper. I was too tired to even care. It wasnt so bad i mean sometimes she doesn't start when its cold. so now that it kinda looks like it fell down some stairs w/ a machete through the head in a wheelchair(friday the 13th II)
This brings me to the most recent happening, earlier today i was at school, learning until classes were through for the day, life was good spirits were high due to the fact I found out my grades mid-way through the semester are A's and B's. So im floating into the parking lot. When i get 20 feet to my car my jaw drops and i notice, it looked as if someone backed into the front of my car going 50mph, the front of my car has no internal problems, luckily. but I cant turn on the lights without them criss-crossing each other. Asians why do you have the best fashion. "Whoa, whoa. You better watch what you say about my car. She's real sensitive"
come on guys i cant help the fact that you don't like my car, i can't change how she looks, all i do is drive her from point a to point b, sometimes dropping off at point c. But due to the fact The Democrats now hold majority in the house and Deval Patrick won Governer and question one was voted no!Somehow everything's going to be ok. i do not care if it looks like one giant accident, as long as it drives.
Michael Cunningham: Your mother and I have decided to buy you a new car.
Arnie Cunningham: [to his mother] That's what everyone wants isn't it? Well, fuck you. I'm going to fix up Christine.
[walks away, his dad gets up and confronts him and grabs him by the shoulder]
Michael Cunningham: Listen, mister me and your mother have take disrespect from you once too many times! Now, you go in there and apologize right now!
Arnie Cunningham: [Grabs him by the neck] Keep your mitts off me, motherfucker! I hittin' the sack.
[walks upstairs]