A somewhat normal conversation

[joshwouldbeme]

Kim made a post that simply said

Subject: It keeps getting bigger and bigger.

PENIS

And then the commenint back and forth began, also imagine every reply getting bigger to the point that one letter took up the entire screen

Me
VAGINA

Kim
SEX!

Me
NOW!

Kim
OH GOD YES!!!!!

Me
YES...YES..YEEEEEEES

Kim
FASTER! FASTER! HARDER! HARDER!

Me
MORE MORE!!
DON'T STOP!!

Kim
OH MY GOD! IT'S SOO BIG!!!

Me
I PRIDE MYSELF IN MY LARGE SIZE

Kim
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING BIGGER! IT'S JUST SOO MUCH FUN!!

Me
I'M HAPPTY TO BE THE BIGGEST YOU'VE SEEN, IT'S GREAT ISN'T IT? ;)

Kim
OH BABY! THERE IS NOTHING BETTER! MMM...MAYBE SOME WHIP CREAM THOUGH!!!!

Me
AND SOME CHOCOLATE SAUCE MAYBE...A GIANT BOTTLE OF CHOCOLATE SAUCE

Kim
OH OF COURSE! THE BIGGER THE BETTER! NOW WHERE DID THOSE HANDCUFFS GO?

Me
THEY'RE IN THE BOX WITH ALL THE OTHER TOYS UNDER MY BED ;)

LOL

Kim
DAMMIT! I WAS LOOKING IN YOUR PANTS! ERRR...I MEAN...LALALALA

Me
MY CROTCHLESS LEATHER PANTS?.......UHHHH I MEAN JEANS

Kim
They match my crotchless leather panties! I mean...Dammit! I MEAN EXACTLY THAT!

Me
Crotchless leather pants and panties, what a good couple we make. Now where is my whip?

Kim
Yes, a great couple. And I think I left the whip in the dungeon...but I do have nipple clamps..lol

Me
Oh I miss the nipple clams, you're to greedy with them!

Kim
I'm sorry. I just like to be in control. But it can be your turn. Spank me baby!!

Me
I just miss the clamps...we can take turns in spanking ;)

Kim
Ok, Next time I am out I will pcik up another set. *spanks you* Muhahaha

You're thoughts?