I'll virtual bitch slap yo ass!
what does a rabbit and a plum have in common?
they're both purple, except the rabbit.
I'm gonna be extra funny tonight. Just for you people. An extra 10% funny....You can't check, can you!?! Aha.
God created the world in six days. Seventh day, rested. Eighth day actually, rested as well. Ninth day, rested. Cos I'd just fucking made a world, ya know? Tenth day, rested. Actually, I rested from then on. 14th day, I decided to smoke all the maijuana I had created...Just to test the first batch. On the 15th day, I decided to smoke all the opium I had created...Just to test the first batch. And on the 309th day, I woke up again and then I decided to create 500 huge monsters I'd seen just the night before.
Socrates, he was great. He invented questioning. Before Socrates, no questioning. Everyone just sort of went "Well, I suppose so."
Everything above this sentence is from Eddie Izzard, good stuff.
what does a rabbit and a plum have in common?
the answer is at the bottom
"A researcher from Victoria University says a study of youth culture and text message technology shows an estimated 95 percent of secondary students have a mobile phone." that's quite a lot
That's my cousin in NZ Idol, she was picked as the wildcard and is in the top 10 which is great but she is not singing as well as she can so hopefully she will do that soon and blow everyone away.
Ummmmmm I can't really think of much else to say, oh James found his Edgefest ticket in his wallet on saturday night....in his wallet!
That is all
they're both purple, except the rabbit.
they're both purple, except the rabbit.
I'm gonna be extra funny tonight. Just for you people. An extra 10% funny....You can't check, can you!?! Aha.
God created the world in six days. Seventh day, rested. Eighth day actually, rested as well. Ninth day, rested. Cos I'd just fucking made a world, ya know? Tenth day, rested. Actually, I rested from then on. 14th day, I decided to smoke all the maijuana I had created...Just to test the first batch. On the 15th day, I decided to smoke all the opium I had created...Just to test the first batch. And on the 309th day, I woke up again and then I decided to create 500 huge monsters I'd seen just the night before.
Socrates, he was great. He invented questioning. Before Socrates, no questioning. Everyone just sort of went "Well, I suppose so."
Everything above this sentence is from Eddie Izzard, good stuff.
what does a rabbit and a plum have in common?
the answer is at the bottom
"A researcher from Victoria University says a study of youth culture and text message technology shows an estimated 95 percent of secondary students have a mobile phone." that's quite a lot
That's my cousin in NZ Idol, she was picked as the wildcard and is in the top 10 which is great but she is not singing as well as she can so hopefully she will do that soon and blow everyone away.
Ummmmmm I can't really think of much else to say, oh James found his Edgefest ticket in his wallet on saturday night....in his wallet!
That is all
they're both purple, except the rabbit.