Cheese half ink
Danny: You have to tell him.
Jennums: You’re right, Danny. I’ll just look him straight in the eye and say, “Josh...” (Joshums
enters and is right in front of Jennums) you want to play picture charade?
Joshums: No.
Jennums: Uh, sure you do, of course you do. Course you do. Uh, j... just come right back here
honey, and... and have a seat, right over there. Uh, now everybody, this game is just for Joshums,
okay?
Joey: All right, Josh, now you just sit right there and pay very close attention.
Jennums: (draws cheese) All right. Now, it’s a movie title.
Michelle: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Stephanie: No, Michelle, that’s cheese.
Joshums: Cheese.
Jennums: Yeah, but it’s a movie title.
Joshums: Oh, oh, simple. Dances with Cheese.
Jennums: No.
Joshums: Uh, uh, all right, all right, uh, uh, Driving Miss Cheesy.
Jennums: No!
Joshums: Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it. Home Provolone, right?
Jennums: Next clue.
Joshums: Um, half. Okay, cheese half, cheese ha...
Jennums: Oh, okay, great; next clue.
Joshums: Bottle, um, beaker, bottle, vase... (Jennums writes the word “ink” on the paper) Ink.
DJ: (sarcastically) Gee, you’re good, uncle Joshums.
Joshums: I’m pretty good. Okay, uh, cheese half ink, cheese half ink, she’s, she’s have..., she’s
having.
Jennums: Yeah! Yes! You got it. Okay, last clue.
Joshums: She’s having a... she’s having a... she’s having a hot dog.
Jennums: No!
Joshums: Well, what? It’s clearly a bun with a wiener sticking out, with a happy face.
Jennums: No, Josh, it’s not “she’s having a hot dog,” it’s “she’s having a baby.” And the ‘she’
is me. I’m having a baby!
Joshums: Oh, you’re having a... do you hear that, she’s having a... What? You’re having a
baby! How did this happen? Well, I know how it happened. Really? Do you know what
this means? We’re having a baby! I’m going to be a father! (Joshums faints)
Jennums: You’re right, Danny. I’ll just look him straight in the eye and say, “Josh...” (Joshums
enters and is right in front of Jennums) you want to play picture charade?
Joshums: No.
Jennums: Uh, sure you do, of course you do. Course you do. Uh, j... just come right back here
honey, and... and have a seat, right over there. Uh, now everybody, this game is just for Joshums,
okay?
Joey: All right, Josh, now you just sit right there and pay very close attention.
Jennums: (draws cheese) All right. Now, it’s a movie title.
Michelle: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Stephanie: No, Michelle, that’s cheese.
Joshums: Cheese.
Jennums: Yeah, but it’s a movie title.
Joshums: Oh, oh, simple. Dances with Cheese.
Jennums: No.
Joshums: Uh, uh, all right, all right, uh, uh, Driving Miss Cheesy.
Jennums: No!
Joshums: Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it. Home Provolone, right?
Jennums: Next clue.
Joshums: Um, half. Okay, cheese half, cheese ha...
Jennums: Oh, okay, great; next clue.
Joshums: Bottle, um, beaker, bottle, vase... (Jennums writes the word “ink” on the paper) Ink.
DJ: (sarcastically) Gee, you’re good, uncle Joshums.
Joshums: I’m pretty good. Okay, uh, cheese half ink, cheese half ink, she’s, she’s have..., she’s
having.
Jennums: Yeah! Yes! You got it. Okay, last clue.
Joshums: She’s having a... she’s having a... she’s having a hot dog.
Jennums: No!
Joshums: Well, what? It’s clearly a bun with a wiener sticking out, with a happy face.
Jennums: No, Josh, it’s not “she’s having a hot dog,” it’s “she’s having a baby.” And the ‘she’
is me. I’m having a baby!
Joshums: Oh, you’re having a... do you hear that, she’s having a... What? You’re having a
baby! How did this happen? Well, I know how it happened. Really? Do you know what
this means? We’re having a baby! I’m going to be a father! (Joshums faints)