I am completely stupid.
Sometimes I want to post things that will make people mad and write angry passionate comments. Like: "A woman's place is in the kitchen or makin' babies!" or: "People who have a different skin color than mine aren't really people at all!" or: "Children should learn S&M along with the multiplication tables!" but then I realize that the only people who really read this thing are people who I actually know... sort of. (Well I actually know about 50% of them in person. The others... they could actually be aliens or middle aged men or eskimos for all I know.) So something I say might come back to haunt me when I least expect it. Therefore I won't say those things. Plus can you imagine the budget and the paperwork a school would need to teach children S&M?
Regardless if I think any of those things or not, over the holidays I was talking with my brother and mentioned my sister possibly bringing home a black boyfriend and my dad said under his breath, "That will never happen." I ignored it, but in my head I was thinking: "Racist! SQUEAL!!" and I immediately wanted to find a dark skinned girl to bring home. Or possibly a dark skinned boy, which would probably give him a simultaneous aneurysm/seizure/heart-attack and then my family would go down in medical history.
Regardless if I think any of those things or not, over the holidays I was talking with my brother and mentioned my sister possibly bringing home a black boyfriend and my dad said under his breath, "That will never happen." I ignored it, but in my head I was thinking: "Racist! SQUEAL!!" and I immediately wanted to find a dark skinned girl to bring home. Or possibly a dark skinned boy, which would probably give him a simultaneous aneurysm/seizure/heart-attack and then my family would go down in medical history.