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If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, smother them with honey and sprinkle a box of Rice Crispies on them, lick them until they scream, then fuck them while singing the Hungarian national anthem in a falsetto until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.