Over The Last Week...
My sex list:
Jonny Lee Miller: Excellent
Ewan McGregor: WOW
Eve Mavrakis: Sub-Par :'(
Leo DiCaprio: Not Bad
Kate Beckinsale: Could Have Been Better
Hand Hartnett: Fucking Amazing
Heath Ledger: Mmm Mmm Good (like Campbell's Soup)
Christian Coulson: Eh...
Natalie Portman: She has got the rhythm, baby! (In my dreams, at least.)
Now everyone can rest in peace with the knowledge they've been dying to know: Who has this sexy bitch slept with lately, and how good was he/she? Ta ta for now.
P.S. If I forgot I slept with you recently, you must have been either a) horrible bad in the sack or b) dreaming. If not those two, then I was drunk as hell.
Jonny Lee Miller: Excellent
Ewan McGregor: WOW
Eve Mavrakis: Sub-Par :'(
Leo DiCaprio: Not Bad
Kate Beckinsale: Could Have Been Better
Hand Hartnett: Fucking Amazing
Heath Ledger: Mmm Mmm Good (like Campbell's Soup)
Christian Coulson: Eh...
Natalie Portman: She has got the rhythm, baby! (In my dreams, at least.)
Now everyone can rest in peace with the knowledge they've been dying to know: Who has this sexy bitch slept with lately, and how good was he/she? Ta ta for now.
P.S. If I forgot I slept with you recently, you must have been either a) horrible bad in the sack or b) dreaming. If not those two, then I was drunk as hell.