A stallion, not of the horse variety.
I bet most of you are wondering why I haven't been around. I'd like to say it was something juicy and dramatic, like personal problems. However, the circumstances behind my disappearance are to the contrary. I call it a load of hot fcuking. I'm not going to reveal any names, but he's got an ass to die for. I hope I haven't been riding him too hard. It's his own fault. He rides more easily than a horse; I ride him better than any cowboy ever could. This hollywood stud's name is staying locked in my lips, probably because my mouth will be full of his tongue.