I can has some real life?
So I had my family Christmas this weekend, which is always good for a few laughs. Some highlights include:
-- iceball fights
When there's no packing snow, ice chunks make an acceptable substitute. Age is not a barrier and Laura and I were pummeled by two 12 year olds, a 9 year old, an 8 year old, and a 3 year old.
-- hot tubs and rolling in the snow
Do I look THAT dumb? This was not me.
-- letting the woodstove go out and failing to be able to light it at 3am and not caring because I don't get cold anyway
This was me. I woke up at 3am wide awake to the wood stove being out except some glowing coals, so I chucked in some paper from the firebox to catch on the coals before adding a log. The paper caught nicely but the log failed. I felt I had done my duty at trying and went back to bed. S'not like I was cold anyway. XD
-- 'Barbie'-cue
Saru: And someone bought Rebecca a Barbie BBQ thing.
Saru: And I was all, "A Barbie-cue?"
Saru: Which set everyone off, and Aunt Sandy was like, "Only you would think of that."
Ajo: XD
Ajo: Nuh uh
Saru: And Aunt Kelly was like, "No she was just the only one who said it out loud."
Ajo: It's the obvious connection
Ajo: XD
Ajo: Srsly
Hoolietta: Shuh
Saru: I said it's cause I dun has brain to mouth filter.
-- going to bed at 10:30 and subsequently waking up at 3am because I rarely sleep for more than 5 hours
Yeah, that was kind of boring. >.>;
-- eating cold cinnamon raisin bread and drinking milk at 5am while waiting for other people to wake up for breakfast
I COULD HAVE STARVED T O DEATH PEOPLE.
-- getting kicked in the stomach by an eight-year old who takes up the WHOLE pull-out couch bed.
Srsly. She takes up the whole bed, and like, kneed me in the stomach and then had the NERVE to give me attitude when I tried to push her back onto her own side.
Saru: Mom, dude. She kneed me in the balls.
Mom: You don't have balls.
Saru: Well not anyMORE I don't. Duh. Pay attention.
-- threatening to smack said eight-year old in the car
She gave me this... Look™. So I told her if she looked at me like that again I'd smack it off her. >.> :D
-- talking about teh boobies in a restaurant with your parents, older brother, OB's girlfriend, and his daughter there
Saru: So we stopped at this place called Crabby Joes on the way home today for lupper.
Ajo: XD
Saru: And somehow got on the discussion of boobies.
Ajo: Cause YOU were there
Ajo: Probably.
Saru: And my dad's like, "I like going to the mall with Sarah. It's fun to watch all the boys turn and stare."
Hoolietta: XDDD
Saru: And I'm like, "LJKJHSKJHNSKJ WTF HOW DO I NOT NOTICE THIS??"
Ajo: XDDD
Saru: And Andrew's like, "Because you are oblivious and naive."
Hoolietta: Cause you are distracted by the shinies.
Ajo: *nods*
Saru: Which may be true since my boss once had to point out someone was hitting on me.
Ajo: XD
Saru: I was all, "Oh. I thought he was just being nice."
Ajo: Hahaha
-- iceball fights
When there's no packing snow, ice chunks make an acceptable substitute. Age is not a barrier and Laura and I were pummeled by two 12 year olds, a 9 year old, an 8 year old, and a 3 year old.
-- hot tubs and rolling in the snow
Do I look THAT dumb? This was not me.
-- letting the woodstove go out and failing to be able to light it at 3am and not caring because I don't get cold anyway
This was me. I woke up at 3am wide awake to the wood stove being out except some glowing coals, so I chucked in some paper from the firebox to catch on the coals before adding a log. The paper caught nicely but the log failed. I felt I had done my duty at trying and went back to bed. S'not like I was cold anyway. XD
-- 'Barbie'-cue
Saru: And someone bought Rebecca a Barbie BBQ thing.
Saru: And I was all, "A Barbie-cue?"
Saru: Which set everyone off, and Aunt Sandy was like, "Only you would think of that."
Ajo: XD
Ajo: Nuh uh
Saru: And Aunt Kelly was like, "No she was just the only one who said it out loud."
Ajo: It's the obvious connection
Ajo: XD
Ajo: Srsly
Hoolietta: Shuh
Saru: I said it's cause I dun has brain to mouth filter.
-- going to bed at 10:30 and subsequently waking up at 3am because I rarely sleep for more than 5 hours
Yeah, that was kind of boring. >.>;
-- eating cold cinnamon raisin bread and drinking milk at 5am while waiting for other people to wake up for breakfast
I COULD HAVE STARVED T O DEATH PEOPLE.
-- getting kicked in the stomach by an eight-year old who takes up the WHOLE pull-out couch bed.
Srsly. She takes up the whole bed, and like, kneed me in the stomach and then had the NERVE to give me attitude when I tried to push her back onto her own side.
Saru: Mom, dude. She kneed me in the balls.
Mom: You don't have balls.
Saru: Well not anyMORE I don't. Duh. Pay attention.
-- threatening to smack said eight-year old in the car
She gave me this... Look™. So I told her if she looked at me like that again I'd smack it off her. >.> :D
-- talking about teh boobies in a restaurant with your parents, older brother, OB's girlfriend, and his daughter there
Saru: So we stopped at this place called Crabby Joes on the way home today for lupper.
Ajo: XD
Saru: And somehow got on the discussion of boobies.
Ajo: Cause YOU were there
Ajo: Probably.
Saru: And my dad's like, "I like going to the mall with Sarah. It's fun to watch all the boys turn and stare."
Hoolietta: XDDD
Saru: And I'm like, "LJKJHSKJHNSKJ WTF HOW DO I NOT NOTICE THIS??"
Ajo: XDDD
Saru: And Andrew's like, "Because you are oblivious and naive."
Hoolietta: Cause you are distracted by the shinies.
Ajo: *nods*
Saru: Which may be true since my boss once had to point out someone was hitting on me.
Ajo: XD
Saru: I was all, "Oh. I thought he was just being nice."
Ajo: Hahaha