(The player of
capturedworlds and I were chatting, and she said something like: "It'd be hilarious if Josh, Fivey, and Dark!Five sat around and talked about the meaning of love." So this is that. Just some RS!based crack!RP.)
"All right, lads," the complete inacuracy of calling these two men lads wasn't lost on Josh. "Ale's poured, fire's high, our shared love interest is watching my daughter elsewhere."
He flopped into a high backed chair and put his feet on the velvet ottoman. "Let's talk."