Apr 16, 2007 01:48
i worked my last shift ever at wallingford quiznos. it ended with me delivering sandwiches by foot to a white trash lady in pink slippers that lived like 6 blocks away. she gave me a $4 tip and i had two smokes to there and back, it ruled. steve came in at closing time and i had to turn in my badge and gun. (my name tag that was labeled 'HUGGY BEAR', and my key to the store) it seriously felt like the last michael j fox episode from spin city. i was mj, and everyone one else was everyone else. and now that im leaving their ganna replace me with somebody not as funny like charlie sheen, then the show will get canceled. even crappy jordan was sad to see me go, to bad he's crappy. here are the people i will miss working with in no particular order:
Parjeet (morning shift in the summer 06)
we smoked a lot of cigarettes.
Charile (morning shift in the summer of 06)
me and him got deep at times.
Kyle (circa whenever he started working there until last sat)
the stupidest duo in the history of food sales. also we took more smoke breaks then anyone.
Joseph (night shift)
you lost to parjeet while betting against the seahawks, and two days later i lost to you betting on the seahawks. it kinda makes you think.
Fred (opening/closing)
me and him called each other gay all the time but we also talked seriously on homophobia. this dude is the 16 year old version of me.
farewell wallingford quiznos, you stressed me out for the last time, and i will miss you.
one,
josh