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I never got a response from my letters to my letters to the President. I guess he has other things to worry about. Speaking of worrying about things, how about that oil crisis, huh? Let's do a tally, to see how well our country is doing.
Hope you're stocked up on Spam.
That's it, I'm moving to New Hampshire and hanging with Uncle Pete*
*Uncle Pete is my friend's kinda cool but kinda crazy uncle who converted his mom's garage into a shelter (fully stocked with Spam and Toilet Paper) for the Y2K disaster.
On another note, I'm now writing record reviews for Life In A Bungalo. You guys should all be reading that site anyway, but now you BETTER be reading that site, or I'm gonna send Uncle Pete after you... mmmwwahahahahahahahahahah
- The Dow Jones closed at it's lowest level since November. Luckily, I don't have any stocks, so I won't be swallowing any lead. But I'm not naive enough to think that I'm not affected by the Dow.
- We're running out of oil. That's right. This isn't a tin foil hat thing anymore kiddies. I was fucking right all this time. We're running out of oil really soon. Even the Government is finally realizing this is a problem. Hmmm, maybe getting our hands on some oil fields would help us delay this huge fucking disaster. Where could we get oil??? How about in the Middle East and Central Asia? Hell Iran isn't even pumping at maximum capacity (Saudi Arabia is, and can't meet the demand). If only the US public could somehow believe that we get most of our oil from the Middle East, and not Canada and Mexico.
- The US dollar is going down the crapper. Just wait until OPEC starts valuing oil in Euros, and for Russia to be on the Euro standard. Then countries will start calling in debts, and we'll be fucked
- A growing portion of the population wants to make the US into a Christian theocracy. These evangelicals are just another kind of fundamentalists...and fundamentalists scare the shit out of me. What's worse is that these fuckers are trying to take over the government through elections. And they're succeeding at it.
- Our military is stretched to capacity
- Anything else, oh yeah, THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD HATES US!!!
Hope you're stocked up on Spam.
That's it, I'm moving to New Hampshire and hanging with Uncle Pete*
*Uncle Pete is my friend's kinda cool but kinda crazy uncle who converted his mom's garage into a shelter (fully stocked with Spam and Toilet Paper) for the Y2K disaster.
On another note, I'm now writing record reviews for Life In A Bungalo. You guys should all be reading that site anyway, but now you BETTER be reading that site, or I'm gonna send Uncle Pete after you... mmmwwahahahahahahahahahah